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It's just that it meant nothing.
Are you guys okay?
Just let me grab my shoes.
You know, I never liked flash cards. They never worked for me.
It matters.
- Maybe next test? - Maybe.
Dude, you have to get in.
No, because obviously you already know about that one.
At a certain point, you have to trust the other person.
...or "-ships."
But he can't.
- Okay, let's just not do this. - How about a black eye for the queer guy?
You know what I want to know, is why these two are so smug.
Everybody's gonna be staring at me and talking.
Well, apparently some of us are on Central time.
They are?
I don't know. Getting drunk and passing out on Thanksgiving?
Putting my own skepticism about that remark aside for just a moment...
Well. Well...
What are you doing Friday night?
Yeah, well, you were pretty great with Luke today.
First Summer and Anna. Now you and Luke.
Oh, my God! You guys, I just ran into Betsy on the elliptical trainer.
- Hey. - Hey.
Sorry I'm late. I slept through my alarm.
My dad can find you a house.
No, it's definitely not.
So you're not feeling well?
Not my husband.
Look, I'm really sorry.
Don't worry about it. I just...
- Hate it. - He kept calling me Juju...
We know sincerity isn't your strong point.
...I...
What if she says no? She's on the title too. What if she won't sell?
Then I became homeless, and suddenly not so funny.
- Cohen! - Right. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry.
He's trying to replace my mom.
- Not really. - Well, I meant for me.
- Seemed nice, yeah. - And I'm sure his dad was out of town?
I just don't know if he's ever gonna figure that out.