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[ clears throat ]
Ohh.
Who's always asking if you work out, or --
He owns, like, a buttload of medical-weed dispensaries.
The object of this sentence --
Yeah.
Jay, this is sophie.
And bought in the orient -- like your wife.
My boy's dating her.
...If you are able to tell me
No, he's not!
-- Captions by vitac --
Phil: We'll hear from you soon, huh?
Phil.
That's proper english.
So daddy and I went down there today,
I don't know. What color is it?
Where are you going?
Wink, wink. Stop doing that.
I'm legally bound to present all offers.
This is the big stud
[ chuckles ]
I can finally move into a better place,
I know your grandpa.
Are you sure?
It's short for perverts.
Hi, ms. Plank. Hey, ms. Plank.
I'm ronnie lafontaine.
Stop it! Sit down!
Install a brand-new tankless water heater a year ago,
There's an even better offer coming?
Hey, you want some tea?
In that new-age drum circle she calls a classroom.
Hot! Aah!
So that you two finally can bury the machete.
I guess I should break those, too?
I always wanted a spanish house.
Aww.
I was under a lot of pressure back then,
Me, too, baby.
What is he doing?
Damn! That's a good name.
And they are sophisticated.
Haley: Ugh.