Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ All obfuscate ♪

[Mindy] Approximation of coordinates in Marsden, '85.

Look, I'm just like all of you.

[laughing] Sorry, you just look so bad when you cry.

This coffee doesn't taste store-bought. Is it?

- Uh, heartbeats and... - [phone chimes]

[indistinct chatter]

just came out calling it "more near-miss hysteria."

You guys, the truth is way more depressing.

♪ Listen to the goddamn Qualified scientists ♪

the presidential initiative in getting kids to exercise.

[cheers and applause]

and just look up into the sky.

The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission.

So who do you want in the actual room to make sure

♪ Which way to go, just follow... ♪

[Peter] Okay, Anderson, let's go get it.

[fire crackling]

- [Jack] Good. - [Brie] Hee-haw!

Your discovery led to this mission and our chance to save Earth.

Your dad and I are for the UBI the AI will provide

Citizens of planet Earth. Now...

Just how happy we were at BASH

Where you get to feel self-righteous

There has been growing concern within the scientific community as of late.

- Don't cry. Come on. - [Kate] I know.

All due respect, Madam President...

Dr. Gary Talcamont.

You know, I had a feeling. I really did.

♪ I know every gain... ♪

- [Mindy] What? - What? Are you serious?

talks to us about her controversial third-place finish on Celebrity Dance Off.

Commander Drask, this is your president speaking.

[Mindy] Oh, my God, honey.

[Brie] All right.

Not gonna lie, but, um, my friends

[man] Miss Katelyn Dibiasky,

- Dad looks great. - What did...

The entire planet.

We've drawn up a massive Congressional spending bill...

I just... Kate, can I get something from you, please?

You keep your eye on the road ahead, you put your head down.

You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope.

[reporter] Seems to be some confusion here amongst the crowd,

[Mindy] Yes, sir. I am.

[soaring choral music playing]

[sighs] I still love you, and, um, after many sleepless nights,

that's ever happened to me. Thank you.

♪ I'm causing more family feuds Than Richard Dawson ♪

- But I don't really give a shit right now. - Oh.

We clocked it in around five to ten kilometers wide.

Well, let's not be dramatic here.

[Brie laughing] So, I thought he was the ambassador. I was just flattering him.

My friend was just theorizing as to what's going on.

or that there is a comet but it's a good thing or maybe it's a bad thing.

You know, I used to date him.

- [Mindy] I'm sorry. - He's just of another generation.

Like a... Like a field mouse.

[pop song playing on radio]

where I had to tell my team we lost eight billion in funding.

- Sure, whatever. - That's better.

[singing indistinctly] ♪ You make me happy... ♪

You're with the grown-ups now, Randall.

About five to ten kilometers wide.

[Oglethorpe] Short, sweet and simple science.

Guidance system could've malfunctioned, uh, nuke destabilized, myriad of things.

♪ To not be too late ♪

- [Orlean] Good. Yeah, good. - That's weird as hell.

is creating a new hotline, free of charge, to answer all of your questions.

They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it.

https://www.yarn.co/yarn-clip/ca33f91f-3d19-4fae-835b-006b4b5bdedf

It's in the garage. It's... So, yeah.

So that... That... That's it?

It's a fucking fact.

[music continues playing]

Peter, we're six drones down. Is this thing still gonna work?

I was so excited I couldn't sleep for two nights,

[Mindy] I just have a question here.

Is she always like that?

[Mindy] Well, June, sweetie...

- Brendon. You mean Brendon? - Yeah, Brendon.

[chuckles] Stop it.

after all of the information you've received today,

Uh, I've been divorced twice.

Why'd you do that?

[Jason] Yeah. That's really nice.

Man, oh, man, did we try.

scientific findings that confirm a worst-case scenario.

Where do I pay for these?

- [device chimes on TV] - [woman on TV] See?

I've been head of planetary defense at NASA for 15 years.

Well, we're not the most religious here in the Mindy household,

[Orlean] Let's get some other people on this. Some Ivy Leaguers.

Oh, oh! [laughing]

I was in the Navy.

[soldiers yelling]

Peter, I didn't mean...

This is just some sort of alternate reality, right?

poverty as we know it, social injustice, loss of biodiversity,

[indistinct chatter on TV]

to help measure the expansion of the universe and...

[Mindy] Yeah, go ahead.

So, basically, what you're saying is

Elon gonna be eaten by a Bronteroc on Mars ...maybe before in politics

[sighs] I'm... I'm good. I'm gooder than good.

...or pray, or...

We like to say things.

[Orlean] What the hell are you doing?

Um, actions we can take through NASA.

♪ But this is probably Happening in real time ♪

- Why are you laughing? - [Oglethorpe] That's true. No, I see.

- It's so special. - Thank you.

I know your words are a great comfort to all our viewers, Dr. Randall,

[Mindy] You're saying we're just gonna leak it to the press?

[Mrs. Mindy] Randall?

- I fucking love fingerling potatoes. - Let's get finger...

I can't figure this one out. Not tonight, guys. Sorry.

'Cause you haven't read my article on Conlon getting hard in the art class.

This will take some heavy weight off all of us...

I guess I'll just tell your sons

Dr. Inez's micro-targeted, quantum fission, uh, explosives.

I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.

is headed directly at Earth.

- "Don't trip. It's all good. Don't trip." - [people shouting and booing]

Uh... Uh, I'm on hold.

the charges against you are violation of national security secrets,

- Doesn't he look good? - They did something with his beard.

I don't know, I haven't felt with anyone else,

what the world thought was an impending and terrifying danger,

[Orlean] Hello, there's a ship.

I gotta use my voice to get the truth out there, right?

A source also confirmed to me that

That is just so... Is that even allowed on the Internet or...