Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[doorbell rings]

[hesitates] How many more?

- I... - [Brie] Something I said?

[uneasy music playing]

Is she even an astronomer?

- That's great. South Korea. - Hey.

Tell him. As if that was him. You tell him exactly what you're thinking.

If we're to proceed...

[rapid gunfire]

- [Mindy breathing heavily] - Drones that can be outfitted with nukes

...the White House is in full crisis mode.

We really did have everything, didn't we?

[Kate] Wait. What does that mean? What the hell does that mean?

I feel like if God wanted to destroy the Earth, He would destroy the Earth.

♪ Killer to my eardrum Put the needle to the groove ♪

[Evan and Marshall] Hey, Dad.

intergalactic existence for the human race.

- [woman] That is so refreshing. - Hmm.

if you will agree to the following:

The Mills Brothers. Great band. You know, Duke Ellington found this band.

And I'll reach out to more of the scientific community on the down-low.

Well, it's coming. People gotta dig in.

He's got a great voice.

- [Orlean] Good. - I'm sorry. Did you say Michigan State?

Yeah, how do we know there even is a comet?

Evan, Marshall, June, this is Dr. Oglethorpe.

We had anticipated a margin for error.

Grow up here, okay?

- [Oglethorpe] Divest from BASH when? - [people] Divest now!

[people clamoring]

How would we find out the comet's velocity in orbit, Professor Mindy?

Life, without the stress of living.

I'm starting to think that all this "end of the world" stuff is bullshit.

And now, please welcome Sir Peter Isherwell.

♪ Time is oh so precious... ♪

and incendiary language relating to Comet Dibiasky and BASH Cellular."

She's probably worried about the midterms.

Yes, but the, uh, breakup first.

That was beautiful.

♪ We will see you next time ♪

- [intense music playing] - All right. We need a report.

[breathing heavily]

- [gasps] - [cell phone vibrating]

We, uh, got some groceries.

[Jason]...that the Senate and the House have agreed upon.

And it's roughly five to ten kilometers wide.

Get on it. Still waiting for a full status report.

Hey, baby doll. Hey.

[man on radio] Separation confirmed.

[Kate] Surprise, surprise.

[flames roaring]

and PhD candidate Miss Kate Dibiasky are here.

Let's call it a night, huh?

[men chanting] Go! Go! Go!

[Jack] That's right. That's good.

Now, should I say "noticeably aroused"?

- Can you tell us? Yes or no, final answer. - We don't have the data.

2000 was 25 years ago

I'm so sorry. You have no idea.

Mr. Pawketty, Congressman, this data has been proven

[Orlean] Your mouth to God's ear.

[reporter on TV] It started with a photo many thought was an armpit

It's on a plate.

She's the one who told us not to say anything.

[suspenseful music playing]

[upbeat instrumental music playing]

[breathing heavily]

He made the ttp, he's trained everyone using the ttp why would he claim there wasn't a ttp?

of unions and resources for such a noble task.

Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another.

- Thank you for the... - He's gonna be fantastic.

Yeah, yeah. Well...

So I'm doing fine.

[sighs] I just wanna go home.

This has been really, really, really stressful on all of us.

We're trying to tell you

The president is famously late, and you've had a long flight, so...

[glass shatters]

[clears throat] Sorry.

[Orlean] I think we should hold all questions

[phone dialing]

Fuck! You're driving me fucking crazy, Kate. [chuckles nervously]

when we're all 100% for sure gonna fucking die!

One time, I met Sting,

[breathing heavily]

♪ So pray that our loss... ♪

- [producer] And we're out! - The show's over?

[people screaming]

- Oh. - Okay, people, we have clear skies.

[Kate] Oh, Randall. God.

- Uh, this is for his blood pressure. - Ow.

Dr. Inez, would you like to explain what's happening?

sudden movements, coughing or negative facial expressions.

Then what happens? Like, a tidal wave?

[Mindy] I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

[Jack] ...movie will be released

[chanting] Don't look up!

we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times.

aren't even gonna listen to what I just said

- Sixty-seven. - Wow. Now you got me pumped.

I got a picture of you on my board.

Eight and 27 are lost due to lateral control malfunction.

[Calder] Matthew, what are your calculations?

Can you not say "why not"? It makes me feel like you don't want it.

- [Mindy] Where do we sit, Kate? - I have no idea.

You want to hold... Get a mob and hold up picket signs?

You do understand that this is an apocalyptic event.

You calling security or something, with your eyes?

What do you think about that?

want millions of illegal Chileans to come across the border.

[siren blaring]

talk about how urgent it is that we take action.

There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches,

You were great, but I think mullet girl, she probably needs some media training.

We're real sorry. You seem like a... great person.

This isn't happening, right?

We tried to tell you this whole time. It's right there. It's...

It's like he knew eventually that I was gonna find out that the snacks were free.

[upbeat tense music playing]

Of course. Jack and Brie love doing science segments.

- You know? That... - What did you say?

Let us not bullshit each other.

♪ And the survey said, you're dead ♪

When that 1998 technology decides to ditch Java for HTML5 GUI

presidential statement to the American people.

hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing,

Well, I... You know...

[Mindy] I think what Miss Dibiasky is trying to say

This has to be exciting. Tell us what you found, Miss Diabasky.

That was not called for.

- [Kate] I knew it. - That's it.

Your dad and I are for the jobs the comet will provide.

Sure, the jobs the comet's gonna create sound great.

[softly] Go. Now. Go.

tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.

You cut my face, you fucking rednecks!

Princeton, et cetera.