Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BEADs have approached optimal escape velocity

Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying.

I speak four languages, and I own two Monets.

Or... we can fuck...

[Mindy] Is there any customary seating for...

[woman] I think we're all tired of the politics.

Uh, some accounts called him "The Bedroom Eyes Doomsday Prophet"

Guess what happened?

- Where are you? - [Yule] What the fuck?

for an emergency message from the president of the United States.

You should come hang. If you're not a fucking pussy.

She's coming back.

♪ We really fucked it up Fucked it up this time ♪

[Calder] Let's all calm down.

We must act now.

Yeah, guys are weird.

[sniffs]...there most certainly is a comet.

Well, we don't give a shit either.

And we know that there is a comet because we have the data.

♪ Happy birthday, dear Patty... ♪

[music continues playing]

about that singer Riley Bina and DJ Chello breaking up.

Nope. It's turning around.

What are you talking about?

I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo.

Oh! I get it. It's okay.

Of course you've got a ship.

Sometimes, it can even feel like too much.

Hey, peeps, uh, it's not looking like it's gonna happen tonight,

and has been peer-reviewed by hundreds of world-renowned scientists.

I'm good, but thank you for the offer. You, uh... You have fun with Jason.

♪ All long day ♪

♪ Territories pay fines ♪

Think I got all day?

I won't tell anybody. [chuckles] I think it's kind of sweet.

You are just so lucky that Peter adores you.

went for, what, a hundred grand a pop?

Do you know why?

- [people cheering] - I forgot the name. Thank you.

Don't listen to that dumbfuck.

- Fingerling potatoes? - Yeah.

Yeah, water. Yeah, water would be nice.

And the reason we know that there is a comet

I don't feel so good.

and Lisa Inez from Princeton on their team.

[breathing heavily] Sometimes in life things are, you know,

has completely lost their fucking mind!

"Dr. Oglethorpe,

I will resign in disgrace first thing tomorrow.

[chuckles] Alien invasion, population growth, hole in the ozone...

I'm talking about nutritionists.

Can I get a photo of you for my portfolio?

that object is gonna hit the Pacific Ocean

Oh, can we just skip past this part, please?

Oh. Appetite suppressant to counteract the weight gain from his other meds.

Well, the engineer's assured me that yes, 24 drones is enough.

...everything I could, they won't listen.

- [woman] Yeah. - [man] Please.

UNTIL A 100 KM WIDE COMET tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth

We have a problem with our Supreme Court nominee. Five minutes. Thank you.

And now they're actually firing scientists like me

and yes, you can tell from my smile...

so we can make sure that these sad feelings never ever ever return.

your dad and I are for the UBI the AI will provide

♪ Or just deserve? ♪

It was a comet.

The working class, the lower.

- I mean, I could ask the Marine. - Yeah... [mumbles]

And God and I thank you.

[Jason] Yep, okay. Let's go.

- Whoo! Thank you, Dad. Miss you. - [chuckles]

I'd just like to say

[Adul] I've spoken to Dr. Oglethorpe in DC and he confirmed it and all the math.

♪ Territories pay fines ♪

It's really doubtful she knows.

Come on, motherfuckers, let's light this fucking firecracker, huh?

So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet?

I mean, this is next-generation cutting-edge technology.

- Right. - ...that you wrote a book

[uplifting electronic music playing]

[Kate] It will never work.

that we estimate came from the, uh...

Do you understand? I'm talking about...

- [Mindy] Thank you, pal. - Yeah.

Yeah, but we'll take care of you down the road, Jocelyn.

[Mindy] I'm sorry. Isn't he the mercenary gentleman

♪ When's that Rapture? ♪

- [Calder] Is this it? - Yeah. This is it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

And... And no, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky found it.

Oh, I'm not wearing that.

We will blow Comet Dibiasky off her course...

I'm sorry. Is that why you aborted this entire mission,

[Erin] The trick is to not take it personal...

Okay, um... [clears throat]

Do you know how many, uh, "the world is ending" meetings

She's coming right back.

And, uh, was this professor the one who first made the observations?

If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got some work to do.

Fucking love Taxi Driver and Psycho

...as a sinner I come to You for Your grace and guidance...

What up, world? Jason Orlean, uh, Chief of Staff, United States.

Of course they didn't call you in. Kate, have you watched any news today?

- [Brie on TV] He cheated on you. - Oh, my God. You guys...

Well, every time I try to ask you about your life,

[woman whispering] Ugh... God damn it.

I finally got my uh, my star wars picture framed with Hayden Christensen

If BASH's stock is any indicator,

[upbeat tense music playing]

Look at the arc on that thing. God, it's amazing.

because that way it will have the appearance

[Brie] I'm so sorry.

And the early word is it's already a classic, Brie.

Hey, guys, we gotta keep walking, all right?

- If you'd just take a look at this study. - Oh, thanks.

Or "engorged"? Because I don't want this to read like clickbait.

[man] Ma'am, you need to go. We gotta get this man off the grid.

- [crickets chirping] - [clock ticking]

I've seen the science on this plan and it is sound.

If she wasn't my mother...

Gentlemen, you can come in.

- This is not what we rehearsed. - Kids, listen.

[man] The best news we've heard in a long time.

[Peter laughing] Oh, that's wonderful.

♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

is because you're trying to mine the comet for rare minerals?

Joe Biden and the Democrats

No, Please, Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something.

Well, I haven't reviewed the data, but it's been modeled.

I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet,

[DJ Chello] Yes!

"So pray that our loss is nothing but time."

or A-I-L-F, which means "astronomer I'd like to fuck."

Well, I'm in Illinois. I could be ready by tomorrow.

That is a good question. [sighs]

[Mindy] What's happening?

Thanks for dressing up.

Well, assholes will always be assholes.

and he's calling me a crackpot. [chuckles]

[music playing on speaker]

It's gonna be called A Brush With The Devil, and it's, uh...

are just gonna become relics of the past