Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

really, I see has been driven by an inexpressible need for a friend

Is this what you want in your country as a leader?

- What does "off the grid" mean? - [Mindy] Hey, Kate.

right before I ran off with that power forward from the Nuggets,

on this comet we just found.

♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

[chuckling] You know? It's just nuts.

- Okay? - I'd greatly appreciate that.

but 30 smaller meteoroids, we can handle.

[Mindy] Isn't that...

We'll never get out of here.

- You do own a corporate... - You think I'm just a businessman?

a Michigan State professor and his grad students...

Dr. Oglethorpe.

let me just give you some instructions

[Jason] It was lit.

Uh, one was a Secretary of State, and the other one was a sport fisherman.

with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later."

- Hello, Madam President. Dr. Oglethorpe. - [guard] Step back, please.

Dearest Father and Almighty Creator...

- [Jack and Brie chuckle] - [Jack] Right?

It's a lot smaller than in the photographs.

What if it's not safe?

by nine percent,

You that girl from live TV who said we're all gonna die?

- How he was gonna die. - [Peter] Yeah, it is shaking.

- [Mindy] Thank you. - Yeah.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Randall.

- [moans] - Oh, boy.

Isn't it important that he was in the room with us? I mean, what...

But, unfortunately, there was an immediate backlash

[somber instrumental music plays]

[girls chuckle]

They're talking about letting a comet the size of a mountain

She asked you if you were a lesbian. She did not say that you were a lesbian.

We are so confused. [chuckles]

that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth.

and developed lighter skin so as to not get...

from the New York Herald who will talk to us.

June, what, uh... What are you doing here, sweetie?

Uh, and the problem is exacerbated, of course,

He leads me beside the quiet waters. He restores my soul.

Love Fingerling Potatoes

Oh, God. Come on.

[pensive music playing]

into the the glory of a golden age...

You ever see inside a man's torso?

- That's the comet. - What? Where?

All right, well, what Farley says goes.

like the public, you know, what we saw, and tell them the truth?

[Orlean] You really shook him with that information.

- That's good. - Come on.

You got four or five at the moment actually.

Is this really happening?

- I just feel like this isn't what I do. - You're just telling a story.

until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub

[overlapping reporters chattering]

That's actually down by three points.

to launch a preemptive strike,

What are the little potatoes called, the tiny ones?

Um... [clears throat]

How is it criminal if we just tell people,

["Second Nature" playing]

I didn't vote for you.

[softly] Look, I just wanna go home.

this whole thing doesn't turn out to be a complete goddamn disaster?

- Yes! - That's sick.

- [laughter] - And a couple DUIs to magically go away.

'cause they have their own political ideology,

You know, um...

Astronomer Dr. Randall Mindy

[indistinct chatter]

You look like a goddamn bunch of pussies.

Because I think, as a country, we need to stop arguing

Yes, but the point is that Adul's right. There's still serious debate.

You won't even give me a lousy pronoun? Come on.

Not just a house, you know?

that we need to be having here. Is there any message

My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

[pensive music playing]

And 23%, they don't think there's a comet at all,

[people shouting and screaming]

That's it. That's the comet. Look! It's right there.

I care about DrinkMo's guarantee of quality service.

[Oglethorpe] Oh.

Listen to this part.

Citizens of planet Earth,

[breathes deeply]

- Get the fuck away from me. - Oh, dude, have some... Um...

[automated voice] Your vitals show that you are sad.

I knew I'd like this guy. Didn't I tell? You owe me 50 bucks.

I'm, uh, going for a walk if you wanna come.

- [Jason] That's fire. - Thank you.

Yeah. I know. We need five minutes.

Yeah, so, uh...

- The timing is just... It's atrocious. - [drawer opens and closes]

[applause fades]

uh, in America, around the world.

Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan?

He's a solid four.

Are you Dr. Randall Mindy?

Here, Kate. I don't know why he threw 'em down. Here.

We need them because you build us up to fight them.

But I didn't want... I mean, you told me that he was clean.

- You're an inspiration. It's incredible. - To so many.

one thing that I pray...

[people on video] Launch challenge!

that you don't like the looks of.

Thing of it is, we really...

instantly senses my mood through blood pressure...

Does anyone know what the fuck just happened?

I love your hair.

I can't remember the details, apart from one thing.

Professor Mindy?

Look at this, Kate. They have wild salmon.

[Orlean] Day by day.

- Got the head seat right there. - [Oglethorpe chuckles]

I call this one Primo, the first. [laughing]

[Orlean] We're gonna need everybody's help on this.

[Kate chuckles]

What are we doing again?

Yeah, he's a Platinum Eagle level donor to the campaign. He has full clearance.

[Phillip] Oh, you know, it's me...

I, uh... I study trace gasses in dead galaxies.

It's still locked.

I find the bird quite threatening.

[man on TV] So, these two Marxists wave around the word "science"

[man on TV] Just a quiet trepidation among this much smaller crowd.

- Yeah, sure. - Thanks.

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