Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[chuckles] Mmm...

It's definitely happening. I've seen it.

Yttrium, terbium, osmium, dysprosium, on and on and on.

And when these... Thank you.

Grow up here, okay?

Was that French?

Dr. Randall, you sure you're okay? You want a glass of water...

- I'm scared. - Hey, come on. Come on.

[soaring music continues]

What do these trillions of dollars even matter if we're all gonna die...

She's already been briefed.

What's the holdup, you guys? What are you waiting on?

- [chuckling] Whoa! What the hell is... What? - I'm so bored. Just tell us what it is.

- I only take a quarter. Otherwise I get... - [Oglethorpe] Ah...

[woman] ♪ Inside the room Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom, bam! ♪

Uh, about two years ago, our family dog, JoJo, died,

Now that we have the comet's orbit, we will check the ephemeris

Which is the outermost part of the solar system.

[dramatic music playing]

[monitor beeping]

and sacrifice on display here.

- Holy crap! - [woman] It's clickbait material.

We're being told that several of the BEADS have exploded on launch.

- That's The Daily Rip, guys. - [Brie] Have a great day.

fuck you for putting this hood on me.

- Hi. Hi, baby. [crying] - [Jack] He's in tears.

sending pictures of your cooch to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend.

This can't be happening. No.

Our algorithms can even predict how you'll die.

One cannot help but be moved by the bravery, ingenuity,

I fucking love US history

She actually said that.

I'm sorry. Whoa, uh...

I think this whole administration

[Mindy] That is correct.

Can it destroy someone's house? Is that possible?

[horns honking]

of a breaking emergency sort of...

Well, Comet Dibiasky, which is what it will officially be named...

then what the hell happened to us?

Uh, it's a Xanax.

[Mindy] Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.

- Ten apiece ought to do it. - [Mindy] Oh.

Americans during an apocalypse

Medal of Freedom recipient and outspoken patriot, Benedict Drask,

[electricity crackling]

That's the only question. So...

I will, but in all fairness, I actually paid for the house.

The snacks are free.

[indistinct chatter]

The feds will claim breach of security,

But it's all math.

These Just Look Uppers

Madam President, this comet is what we call a planet-killer.

where Miss Dibiasky is a doctoral candidate.

An unprecedented comet, nine kilometers wide,

They asked me to go on once.

Isn't she the same person who told poor people

You're really owning that pain.

- About this? - Yeah, look.

- What's he got to say for himself? - I love the producers here.

I had the exact same reaction.

but not the ones that check you in and they're not the masseuses,

And using Gauss's method of orbital determination

It's somewhere between six and nine kilometers across.

Call Diogo, he'll freak out. Will you say hi to my friend?

- Shouldn't we practice it or write it out? - [woman 1] Can I get you some water?

me after finding out lil Tay has an Onlyfans

We're gonna put you up in a hotel somewhere.

Still hurts me to think about that.

What is this gonna cost me?

[man] I'm doin' an 8-ball.

I think that's Photoshop, Kate.

And I just said, "You know what, I'm gonna smoke whenever I want to."

My grandfather invented the flash-freezing process.

What? I didn't...

It's for everyone. You know? It's a popcorn movie.

I don't understand how many more times I need to tell you...

[Kate] I saw something I didn't recognize.

I wanna talk to this person. You tell me who said the science...

Didn't break eye contact and didn't even say "excuse me."

[overlapping voices]

♪ All long day ♪

[heavy machinery whirring]

[Kate] That's great. What's your purchase?

- [man 1] Dr. Mindy. - All right...

So I just wanna make sure that you're...

Elon gonna be eaten by a bronteroc on mars or by politician. ........a what?

My phone just purchased DJ Chello's latest single.

[whispers] What's he doing here? Is he here for us?

- Well, what is that? - Oh, shit.

Okay, can you just tell me what this is all about? Okay?

[fireworks exploding]

[Kate] Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave,

- [Yule] Where? Uh-huh. - Well, that's the Big Dipper.

♪ For slapping Harry Harry's just a mug ♪

Economic collapse, loose nukes, car exhaust killing the atmosphere.

[Drask] ♪ Oh, Susannah Don't you cry for me ♪

I really liked you and I despise most people.

- Please don't encourage him, Dr. Mindy. - That's what he's saying.

I'm Dr. Oglethorpe, but you can call me Teddy.

Really? How large?

Luan Loud you place the wrong house fool

Dr. Mindy, the president's plan to save Earth

and virtue signaling. Just get along.

In case you didn't notice, the White House just blew us off.

that you are typing your half-witted conspiracy theories on.

...discharge the duties on which I am about to enter.

[music continues playing]

[clicks tongue]

My little bumblebee, will you marry me?

No politics. None.

I'm sorry. I've got a 20-year-old daughter. I've got to go see her.

Yeah. I mean, it could've been anything, uh...

- [alarm continues blaring] - [indistinct chatter]

is optimizing our prepubescent sense memory consumer sector?

Listen, a lot of my colleagues,

I'm definitely gonna have some more of this apple pie. It's so good.

we had our scientists who went to, uh, the prestigious schools of Harvard,

- [Oglethorpe] Oh, I see. - [Kate laughing]

I just have more skin pigmentation than you.

- Dearest Father... - Yeah, I'm...

and going out on a limb,

I looked you up after we met.

the day that some believe Comet Dibiasky will impact the planet.

If this comet makes impact, it will have the power of a billion Hiroshima bombs.

This is a final warning to control the launchpad.

President Orlean's Supreme Court nominee, Sheriff Conlon,

Honestly, I think I'd just rather drink and...

Margin of error was for two to malfunction.

You know, the ones with the elephants and the ones with the bow and arrows.

I love you too. All right. Yeah.

[people clamoring]

in the manufacture of cell phones and, uh, computers.

Sir, the president.