Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[uneasy music playing]

And is this nanotech work peer-reviewed?

♪ 'Cause tomorrow may never come ♪

They want us on a show called The Daily Rip

...every night crying,

has now been identified as appearing in a softcore porn cable show

I believe that's called a Bronteroc.

Thank you for being here.

- It's fine. - I just got all crazy.

Listen, if you don't have enough, we all have enough around here for her.

Hi, I'm Thalia.

A simple gesture that created so much.

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs] God, I'm so relieved that you guys are doing something.

- You must be Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky? - Yes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me get Dr. Oglethorpe on the line.

[Mindy] I'm just trying to...

without you needing to say one single word.

How many terms do you have to calibrate...

Are you at all concerned about the sync on the BEAD explosions?

[Oglethorpe] Hey, Jocelyn.

Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant

It's definitely turning around.

Hmm. And what about our story?

[Orlean] Yeah. He was given the honor of leading

[Orlean] So... Oh!

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to articulate the science.

- Why not? - This is pretty sweet.

but, uh... approximately 40 minutes ago,

[people clamoring in panic]

Hmm. Wow. That's great.

- I went up three points in the polls. - [Jason] They loved that she kept it real.

But anyway, that doesn't matter.

♪ Know I let you down A nigga can't deny it ♪

[Oglethorpe] Hello.

♪ Honky tonks and pretty... ♪

[Mindy] This is fun, huh, guys?

And then Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky,

It's gotta be, look... It's gotta be an Oort cloud comet

and we put our tails between our legs. It is just so boring.

That you're open to the scientific peer-review process

"We really did have everything, didn't we?"

♪ Though what he's really trying to say ♪

[Kate] I'm sorry.

Our BEADS, that stands for BASH, uh, Explore and Acquire Drones,

[agent] Sorry, Dr. Mindy. White House wants her off the grid.

Hey, good afternoon, Adam. What do I owe the pleasure of this call?

There's room for you and one other.

Screw this. I'm going to see my husband.

Hey, everyone. I'm Sean from the show.

Of course, there's only one story everyone's talking about tonight.

- A what? - A Bronteroc.

and admit that mistakes were made."

[man] BEAD number 22 failed to launch.

[Mindy] I take it sometimes when I...

Randall and I are having a wonderful time. So, I think the question is,

on how to take care of Randall.

- from the early '90s... - Ridiculous.

Okay, here we go, everyone. Let's stay sharp.

♪ Celebrate or cry or pray ♪

We need to move fast.

And to support, uh, BASH LiiF, uh, I wanna officially announce...

people at the spa,

[speaking French]

and make it so we can all have a home is going to work, right?

It's real and it's coming.

You want me to quit the mission? I'll quit the mission. That's fine.

- I wanna know if you're... - Did you call me a businessman?

and then determined that this comet, hurtling towards us from deep space,

Obviously, one giant comet is a major and existential, uh, threat to our planet,

but we are seeing some awfully strange orbital numbers

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♪ True love doesn't die ♪

[kettle whistling]

Excuse me, does the president know why we're here?

I don't think I wanna know. Yes, I do. I wanna to know.

- [people chanting] Don't look up! - Don't!

Everything is fine.

Call it 70% and let's just move on.

It'll be gridlocked.

[man 2] We love you, Peter!

there was a massive explosion detected at the Russian's Baikonur launch complex.

I just wanna make sure that the science is sound on this project.

[officer] No camera!

What do we have to say? What do we have to do?

[man 2] But what about the relative position?

So, impact is when my diet ends.

You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical beliefs.

So we wanna say something loud and clear.

[Kate] A big one.

Things are, uh, extremely fluid.

Introducing BASH LiiF.

I'm sorry, but we need them.

- [barking] - Ah...

A comet, bigger than the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs,

So, look, I have to admit. I was very skeptical at first,

Not one single shit.

[sniffles] I'm so glad to be home.

that whenever I feel afraid or alone in this, I...

- Fuck. Okay. Thanks. - ...and a bottle of scotch.

Yes, Madam President.

I told you. We're, uh... We're gonna go buy some groceries.

So they tried their own joint deflection mission,

[woman on PA] Before we introduce the founder and CEO of BASH,

"Jewish billionaires invented this comet threat

And when these treasures from heaven are claimed,

I fucking love fingerling potatoes.

We really did have everything didn't we?

[people clamoring in panic]

Mission success probability is already increased to 81%.

You could've just called me or showed up to my apartment.

Timed that shit perfect

♪ What mine eyes have seen Could really take the purse ♪

Mr. Isherwell, Paul Debent wanted me to give this to you.

- Twenty minutes? - That's you, Doc.

[Riley vocalizing]

Got you some crackers, some waters.

This will be fun. I haven't done orbital dynamics since grad school.

you know, whatever this turns out to be.

johnathans principle

And that will enable NASA and our great military

- I'm a solid four. - [Mrs. Mindy] Ooh!

What's up? Yo, check out...

Most of all, Lord...

But, uh, first,

[Brie] Oh... Thanks. Thanks, Billy.

♪ You dealin' with sadness Truthfully, it's all on me... ♪

[Scott] That is correct.

[man on TV] We interrupt this broadcast of Jackpot Fiancé

God, I can't...

I advise you to do the same.

Are you being serious?

uh, to mankind's savior, BASH Explore and Acquire Drone.

What are you, dressed up as a blind guy?

And full disclosure. I bought as many shares as I could.

but they walk you down the corridor.

The BASH 14.3 phone, when set to the life setting,

You don't give a shit, do you?

I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too.

[man] Yeah, uh, Dr. Calder,

- No. Who said the science is not 100%? - Excuse me?

[Brie] So I think we'll go to commercial break...

[Peter] Hey, oxygen is actually higher than on Earth

This is Dr. Calder. You pulled me out of a meeting

[people clamoring]

Okay. We're all fine. Everyone's fine.

♪ Can we page her? ♪