Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Jason] Sit tight and assess.

some critical information concerning our mission.

[Mindy] DC, right? Hey! Hey, Kate. [clapping]

Fine. Give it to me. I don't give a shit anymore.

Yeah, here's the Xanax he takes for his panic attacks.

Two glasses. Here we go again.

Yo, what was that?

- Chell, of course. - [DJ Chello] Yes!

Uh... That's a big boy.

Jack and Brie are so excited to have you on the show.

[Mindy] You know, I... I really thought I loved you.

- Really? - Yeah, no, terrible, buddy.

- I got this. - Wrap it up?

and you're not approaching this mission like a businessman.

♪ You haunted every memory ♪

getting-to-know-you part of relationships, so...

at 62 miles due west off the coast of Chile.

♪ Your pride put out the fire In our flame ♪

Yes, I will agree.

Senator Jeff Lerner will be here.

I mean, we have a purchase, but we don't have payment,

It's about soldiers going off to World War II

No. You're free to go.

[sighs] Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it.

- Yeah, honey? - Someone's here to see you.

they've either been removed or resigned from this project,

[woman] You can see this spike here

I have no shame in what I did.

[Peter] What was that?

- Your kid messed up bad. - I know.

- seven, six, five, four... - [all cheering]

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

...and the dead galaxy professor to Hickam Air Force base.

♪ And then my dumb heart says ♪

what LGBTQ Supporters have to say about Donald Trump

or charming or likeable all the time.

Shit's all fucked up.

- You should be proud. - [breathes deeply] Thank you.

There's 100% certainty of impact.

...share this data immediately with Cambridge, Caltech and IAU.

[Mindy] Big Doctor.

- I'm sorry, who is she? - Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

Jason Orlean? You want Jason Orlean in that room? Huh?

♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

[pensive music playing]

♪ We will see you next time ♪

[clears throat] Thank you, Madam President.

and we thank you for your courage and your service.

- [screams] - [people gasping]

everything is theoretically impossible

I... I know when you have colon polyps

So many choices.

[alarm blaring]

- Wow. - [Yule] Are you laughing?

[cheers and applause]

["The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays]

- [sighs] Michigan State Spartans. - [Kate] Mmm.

You better take that down about four or five notches now.

Especially you, Dr. Mindy, because you poll so much higher

- Love you. - Thank you so much for having us.

- Amen. - [Oglethorpe] Amen.

Well, sort of. I'm an astronomer.

Which... Which, uh...

from Kennedy Space Center.

Jesus Christ. I'm gonna put them on speaker.

We will prevail.

but this is all quite credible.

you seem to just tell me about your favorite restaurants.

Dr. Randall, how are you, sir?

- [Oglethorpe] We'll do whatever we can. - As long as you do the right thing.

Thank you. That's really sweet, honey.

- This is very important. - I have to go quell the natives.

- [Brie] Yes, well, it's a... - [Mindy] Really?

You gotta be kidding me.

We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and...

[footsteps approaching]

So you can imagine. [laughing]

It's from a 14th-century poem I studied in Dartmouth.

- That's, you know, kinda scary. - Oh! Exactly.

People, they wanna manage the comet to create jobs.

[music continues playing]

♪ More Afro than Rollo Coming to a fork in the road ♪

[Brie] Oh, yes. Well, and what a stellar cast.

...how long it took for us to get...

but I... assure you,

We're very sorry, right?

- Answer the question. - What's the question?

Word is that I need you both in DC fast. Only plane I got going there is that one.

You are here now. You are here now. You are here now.

- Sad. - [boy] Afraid.

What do you say?

I'm just telling you the fucking truth.

Then I showed it to Dr. Franks at Columbia,

[Kate] Twenty-one.

[Oglethorpe] The president should be here shortly.

- You can move on, Erin. - Yeah.

You're breathing weird. It's, uh, making me uncomfortable.

- Right? - I wrote that.

and I feel a connection to you on a level that...

and, uh, South Korea has expressed...

[Mindy] You still there?

Resign Disgrace

And we have Kate Dibiasky, who the comet is named after,

Can't stand Orlean, either.

- [Calder] He does. - [Orlean] Yeah.

It's pretty standard.

And I think we're all gonna die!

that the entire planet is about to be destroyed.

- Devin. Yeah. - I love Devin Peters.

Well, there's a bunch of stuff about their nominee not being qualified,

According to the most recent spectrometer readings of Comet Dibiasky,

[indistinct chatter]

- Restless leg syndrome, that's a fun one. - God.

And we are fully prepared to mobilize

Don't be shy. Come on. You're gonna be a god in the sky.

...and it is what created the computer

- [Jason] Should I... - No, I'll be fine.

Dr. Randall, you are now the Chief Science Advisor to the White House.

♪ Scream like Tarzan ♪

- We're gonna let him make a statement. - Some are saying this is a...

[Mindy] Yep. Everyone's watching the BASH launch.

[indistinct chatter on TV]

Oh, gosh. Kate! Are you okay?

[sighs] That's wild.

♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. You game?

[Orlean] Maybe, possibly.