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But he was killed by a white man.

My, my. Well, well, look at this.

- What was you thinkin'? - You're right, man.

Reach one, teach one. Remember that.

She ain't tryin' to hear nothin' about no Nation of Islam.

Oh, yeah, Eddie be fine.

- Yeah. Let's take a picture. - Thank you, brother.

You broke into Nappy Cutz?

be serving wine when they walk through the door.

The next time you want to call yourself

I finished barber school on Wednesday,

Boy, it's hot out here.

Can somebody tighten me up?

At least, I think so.

Put them rollers in. I might like that.

is there anyone else who'd like to be heard on this matter?

Hold it! Get off him, pig!

and sold them the barbershop, they'd probably pay us double.

and got the nerve to be huddled up with this shark.

This is like Ocean's Eleven. This is my kind of stuff.

I know you about to say something. Don't even say it.

Our rainbow coalition right here.

Oh, I can keep a man. I can keep a man.

I can't believe this.

You know that's ridiculous.

- You ain't changed. - You ain't, either.

I'll touch you up.

Don't try the opposite-direction thing.

Well, who's the best, then, youngblood?

If we goin' out, we goin' out like us.

If you wanna stay afloat,

You be safe out there.

I’m go tell my auntie

...like some people I know.

Serve you right.

The last woman you slept with was battery-operated.

Here you go, girl. We should have kids

You can play ball up in here, man.

This is Calvin's Barbershop.

Picture and picture.

We're almost done.

Guess it ain't no titty bar.

Ain't nothin' wrong with that. Nothin' wrong with that.

There is a lot of change,

the same kind of feeling.

will be frequenting Calvin's Barbershop anytime soon.

You know you got fired.

I ain't seen you in two days.

You make sure she get that and tell her Uncle Eddie's sorry.

Kind of nice in there?

Up in here like you're from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

on July 4, 1967, when I came through that back door

and, man, it just got...

I'll take some chili fries, onion rings,

Line me up. I got a meeting in 19 minutes.

Get old Checkers a ham and cheese on some honky bread,

Vamoose. Come on, let's go.

Yeah, I'm aware of it.

- You got a chair for me? - Yeah, right here.

You don't find it odd, as a black woman,

I'm sorry. You make sure she get that, okay?

He's a freak, and I likes me a freaky man.

She'd have the president all corn-rowed out,

Wait a minute now, Calvin.

You know you know me.

What'd you do, hit the lotto?

Thank you, Calvin.

We'd be all over each other again, and don't nobody want that.

- What? - This. You being nice to me?

I see you every day...

Hold on, hold on now.

- Y'all see Calvin baby boy? - Hey, Coley.

Take the little one, too. You got to take the little one.

I ain't never goin' home.

Kickboxing tomorrow. Bring a pic.

What we got across the street is character.

We're not breakin' in. I will not allow it.

Breathing in radiance,

we down with them.

You're just my baby. Yes, he is.

I know what this is. You're tryin' to compete with us.

I like hanging with you.

and change is hard sometimes, right?

Terri, I really ain't been myself lately.

Back up, back up!

Heaven must have sent your precious love

He Ain’t Shit

Man. I wish my brother Darnell was out.

She got to snappin' her neck around,

My brother has a nice place out in Arizona.

It looks to me like the village has spoken.

It should have never happened. I didn't mean to hurt you.

'cause then I gotta give one back to you.

They ain't got no real character up in there.

That's how family supposed to do for each other.

Hey, Calvin, why don't you get me a little shape-up?

Top of the line.

Then i ain't gonna eat it! The hell you ain't!, you ought to run yo ass down to Burger King or KFC then!

Is Lalowe Brown the only politician in Chicago?

No, he opted for less drama.

All you gotta do is talk.

You can do it. Come on, now. All right!

All right. Whatever you want here.

Yeah, but honestly, though, Now that I got it,

No. The answer's no.

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