Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, babe!
make sure she look like something
This'll be the first one in Chicago.
I know you ain't... Don't get in my pool.
I hope not. You know I got jokes. Don't you start nothin'.
Saddam, Osama, all of them livin' in a big old beach house
This ain't about white folks comin' back.
The alderman's taking a walking tour of the block
That's smart. That's good thinking.
Ain't nothin' going on in here, just business.
My truth is across the street.
Why didn't you say anything?
I got a question.
Look at the couches, man, and the lighting.
I got a reputation to keep up around here.
It all makes sense.
Little Moesha tryin' to criticize my culinary skill.
What's that got to do with me? You got your mind made up.
He was a man's man.
Eddie, a man at your age should be watching what he eats.
It is 11:02. That means your man has to get out of the chair.
I keep my stuff with me, okay? I cut you.
You ever been to Arizona?
Ain't in cuttin' hair. Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room.
That mess ain't right. I want my rent money on the first.
All right there, youngblood.
- Who told you that? - Little Rodney at the shop.
Everything cool?
Why did Jesus weep?
Get out of here!
My boys up in Memphis go to Nappy Cut.
That is one right there. That's delicious.
What you mean, Uh-uh?
Bye, Horace.
- I didn't know you was workin'. - Come holler at me.
That's a look-alike. How can they get him?
Y'all got jokes. My bad.
before Friday's city council meeting
We closed. Go across the street and get your hair cut.
It's the professionalism that is bestowed upon me
It's been cool.
Eddie, man, don't be so crazy.
to shoot from the back of an automobile.
As soon as they go freak out just a little bit,
A long time, long enough to wipe your nasty little butt.
NO MORE LOUD TALKING!
That's Rick's.
All I'm saying is we need to keep our eye on Trent Lott.
Listen, you know how it is, all right?
But you don't want a good man, right?
- Thug love! Thug love! - It was not like that.
get myself straight for Sunday morning.
They can take it like anybody else.
I know.
in Memphis, Tennessee.
With the problems we got, black folks used to could say,
All right. Get out of the chair, man.
Brother Calvin!
before I turn off the power in here
Five minutes. We in, we out.
- Hey, Calvin. - Good morning.
They're my inspiration, my muses.
Keep telling yourself that.
but his cousin in Atlanta sawfish.
Okay. You give her that, now.
And trust me, I'm just big enough to do it.
What's goin' on?
Apology accepted.
Well, about your business.
Sir, I think we should move faster than that.
They're gonna lock your ass up for talkin' like that.
the institutional possibilities of black hair.
Heaven must have sent you from above
So that's why Jesus wept.
Right on.
Look, man, all that's fine. I'm trying to help you.
Nothing.
I'm down with trying out.
Power to the people!
Hey, Rick, you handled that deposit for me?
Hello.
Same way I got here.
My bad, brother. I skipped you.
- Shoot me, goddamn it! - I'll shoot you.
I undervalued the importance of your shop to this community.
In fact, the alderman and I were just talking about you.
R. Kelly on tape with grown women.
Thank you.
Martha and Mary, they cried over his body.
Blow up the whole block. I got some at the crib.
Hey, Calvin, you goin' over to Emma's?
Yeah, okay. All right. Enjoy yourself, Low-below.
But that ain't him. It ain't just him.
So...
Get over there! Do what I say!
We're about to get punked by Nappy Cutz.
She throwin' it at you, dawg. What's up with that?
Loretta.
How is everything going for you
- No. - What?
Wait a minute now yall, If they turn Jimmy Davis into a titty bar, Ian never going home...
We ain't gonna do nothin' but show up with our guns!
Better schools, cleaner streets...
All of them skanky as hell.
your daddy told me I ain't never have to pay for my chair again.
- You don't know your role. - Know your role. Speak on.
You know, your daddy used to like to play with those, too.
They done gone to damn far now
Please.
Don't steal nothin' and don't break nothin'.
- You feel me? - I feel you, Calvin.
It's not a coffee. It's a chai with soy.