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Dicks are my life now.
Good, because I'm a hot little potato right now.
Modeling, to me, isn 't just about being good-looking...
Where in all of god's green goodness am I going to find someone that beef-headed?
That API is so hot right now
I’m the best lawyer slash actor and not the other way around
Come, let's get you loosened up.
Celebrities...
What is this? Chara-Paki Excavation Dinosaur Fossil Chocolate Challenge for ANTS?
Slaves, Derek.
That's my son.
Glad you could join us, Kmart.
A city for ants?
Portmanteau Framily
DESANTIS. HES SO HOT RIGHT NOW
Wielcome to Derelicte...
Separate mae and OSHA figures?
yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some tofuskking in tokyo.
Listen. It's not like we thinkwe're actually in a control tower...
didid
mecut What?
I'm schvitzing like schmendrick with all these lights.
- Oh, snap! - A joke.
And when i say brother, i don’t mean like an actual brother.. but I mean it like the way black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think.
I think I’m getting the white lung, pop
How many days until the "Iinobo-digitals" willbe visiting Seattle?
God?
A center for ants?
- How's Derek, Jr.? - He's great.
And I hear The Definitive and Canon Greatest Video Game of All Time Bracket Is going to blow us all away.
and I try to think about that every time I get in front of a camera...
Surprise!
Who cares about r/UFOs anyway?
They're in the computer.
shorty got the cheeks so i was like EYYO! TUSHY SQUEEEEZE!
that ray-seen is so hot right now...
He's absolutely right!
Put a cork in it Lauren
I'll go on. Dallas, Texas, 1963.
The black pastor schtick . . . so hot right now.
All I'm trying to do is get some background information on Mugatu.
Derek, you know Natani and Chloe.
What is this?? A baseball park for ants??
When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit. Hansel...
Sit down!
- Right on! - All right, come on, over here.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fashion industry's biggest night...
but it was crazy energy flying back and forth between you guys.
It needs to be at least three times bigger than this
We got Buzzy Sullivan, big wave surfer from Maverick's.
icut Not yet. Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
When Lauren Groff names one of her protagonists Mathilde "Okay, But Seriously, Matil. Is It All Right If I Call You Matil?"
What are you talking...
who's winning the match?
It's like he just appeared out of the blue.
Earth to Jacko. I was making a joke.
Sounds cool
Okay, boys, let's go to work.
Are fees for the operator and the equipment separately stated on the invoice?
Are you serious? we just....we just told you that a moment ago
That Sizzle Timmy is so hot right now
Jenna so hot right now, jenna
No you rock When are you going to drop MAVRC on us?
- Get out of here. - Hang in there,J.P.
You got a lot of gifts, but hanging a louie just isn't one of them.
Ginger Ale sounds so good right now
when she was between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman...
It's a great way to lose pounds before a show.
That's not enough time. It takes months to train an operative.
Oh, no.
crazy pills
Earth to Matilda. I was at a day spa.
Oh, yeah. That's a full contest, my friend.
I got two words foryou, sugar... Zip disk.
What are you talking about?
You freakin' idiot!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's a rate-off.
Where'd all the solvent go?
in the portal
I'm "shvitzing" like a "shmedrik" with all this heat
They're silly and outdated... In the good old days...
You consider me the best Grill slash Bar And not the other way around.
Yeah. Think about any photo shoot you've ever been on.
mytho accounts are so hot right now...
BUT WHY CONTENT MODELS?
Earth to Ronaldo, Coca Cola makes Dasani
All right, forget it.
- There's Daddy! Hi. - Hey.
mecut "Derek Zoolander: a model, idiot"
I can Ehr-lick my own balls, thank you very much
Who’s winning the match ben?
The fashion industry has been behind...
But why for kids who can't read good?
Do I know what product I'm selling? No...
What is this? Dinner for Ants?!?!?!
Playskool, baby.
Look, maybe you could do me a favor.
We could call it the Vernon Wells center for very very very sick children
It's Like, Exsqueeze Me, But Have You Ever Heard Vapor barrier
RULE 11 SO HOT RIGHT NOW
That Huff’s so hot right now.
- Derek, please open the door! - What a cuckoo dream.
what is this? a channel for ants?
I think we've found our solution, Ballstein.
You is talking loco and I like it
maybe there's more to life than having really really really ridiculously long emails to read
Thanks to this homemade hyperbaric chamber...
Whatever, dude. Whatever. Peace. God bless.
Hey Evans, sorry you didn’t get to see the eclipse
obey my dog
Please don't change the subject, Mr. Ballstein.
- I use it for footwear sometimes. - Can I see that?
EXCUSE ME, BRAH. YOU'RE EXCUSED.
That’s Dorne So Hot
like you didn't know it was a joke.
Eric Sergei and Ivan Cowie Cameron Cormack and Matthew Boyce
to announce my retire...
I am Derelicte!
- Where am I? - It's okay.
No, you rock.
Very thorough, Archie. Thank you.
Excuse me, Mr. Mugatu. Mr. Mugatu, Matilda Jeffries.
But they won't be looking for not Chop.
"Derek Zoolander: a model, idiot"
Don't you know I'm loco?
and an attitude that says, "Wiho cares? It's only fashion..."
Really, really, ridiculously good-looking
How are we supposed to stay here if we can't even fit inside the building?
What?
To me, that's like a vanity, a self-absorption...
Look, I think I know what this is about...
The music that he's created... I don 't really listen to it...
- Derek, hang up the phone now! - Where am I?
Schwarber ! So Hot Right Now!
How many "abo-digitals" do you see modeling?
We could call it the Derek Zoolander center for Helldivers than can’t count good.
That's my kid.
and a professional human being.
It's "Relax"!
Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities
the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
I am vile spew...
It’s that damn latency lag. So hot right now.
What?
And you're a super-hot ninja machine!
- Are you nervous? - I have butterflies in my basket...
You is talkin' loco, and I like it.
Now to the important stuff.
I’m so cold No Todd not now