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I'm kidding.
- He's gushing!
Gentlemen...
And everything's set for the funeral?
- That sounds needlessly confusing.
- Of a man who you all loved dearly.
Maybe he was right.
- Pappy?
You just have to think of something sad.
Being a Boyle is about more than blood.
- Uh, a lot of groin talk for a eulogy.
- Mm-hmm. And was there anything
Once he sees what other trash is out there,
He confessed. - Doesn't matter.
have said fleshy toe pads
and you'd never seen so many dripping wet cousins
This is ridiculous. I love Charles.
Now, come on.
Where'd you come from?
I'm going for it.
- Are you kidding? It's beautiful.
- Oh, my.
We heard raised voices.
Let's go poke some holes in Lyndon's story.
we might as well investigate.
We'd like to ask you a few questions.
- Why? "dang" is bad
- He's in the barn, and he looks adorable.
and I found something.
- Why not take a hair from every Boyle?
- Ah. Hey, man.
Anyway, thanks for coming with me to the funeral.
- What's going on is that you were trying to manipulate me,
- Not to a Boyle.
Have you seen "The Queen's Gambit"?
- Nothing unusual at all.
- Yeah, he's the One True Boyle.
Remember, I'm not a real Boyle.
- I brought a coffin to my nana's funeral on a whim,
I'm in. -
Sam offered to step in. I'll have him do it.
The original Boyle family sourdough starter,
- Pappy Boyle was 93.
And I'm starting to worry that I might lose to him.
by one-eighth.
the report was gonna take a week
"Time flies when God pulls down his pants
I mean, who doesn't want an HJ from their cousin?
He went to business school in New York.
Here's what I've learned as a PI.
- Good morning, Cousin Sam. I love you.
I just have to get around the barn and--