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-What scanner? -I told her there was no scanner.
[retches]
[Jen] Yeah.
♪ Anyone ♪
I'm so sorry, I really... I should take myself to bed. I'm just...
[woman gasps]
Well, she's probably with that asshole, Steve.
Well, that's what you get for not wearing any underwear with floppy shorts
I let you talk about it for, like, two seconds.
What if she knows? What if they already put the piece through the scanner?
I mean, I remember wanting to. But, no, I didn't take one.
I can't think of this as half-finished anymore.
It's me. Uh...
Jen, I'm so sorry.
-What? -Uh-huh!
♪ Still I'll be there for you ♪
-It's super amazing. -Yeah.
But not because I'm a jack-off? [mutters mockingly]
saying that, "My life has fallen apart," or, "My wife left me,"
Uh... [speaking Greek]
And they all attribute it to stealing a rock from that place.
I mean, how did it go with the police this morning?
No, I just... I just think I deserve this day.
-With what? Her leather allergy? -Yes, actually.
Like, really needed you.
just had a really shitty day.
Yeah.
[speaking in Greek]