Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, Dad, I I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!
Paris is gonna rock his world.
I'm the real whore, and I'm telling you, it isn't great.
What the fuck is that?
Everybody's so fucking lame.
But, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal,"
Oh Jezuth, Jezuth Christh!
You guys, don't buy this stuff.
Oh that troublemaking son of ours!
What's more to life than partying?
Honey, I didn't work to become a whore, I was born a whore.
fuck you whatever your name is,
It's adorable!
Gnomeo and Juliet.
Oh Goddamnit!
play money, losable cellphone, and sixteen hits of exstacy.
Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.
Let me out of here!
I'm sorry.
a woman all you young ones can look up to...
Oh yeah?! I challenge you to a whore-off!
Chris, is she serious?
Oh, I wanna take Mr. Biggles with me.
Loo loo loo Apple sauce mmmmmm
I mean, sure, if a man wants to be a whore, it's "normal,"
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.