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- [sighs]
[phone vibrating]
Ruin it.
- He rerouted the river? - Yeah.
Patrick when I come to tell him my 14th Tuberculosis fun fact of the day.
- Any dizziness, nausea,
- Do you think the pasta's ready?
has its own police force?
- [grunts] Come on, baby.
for the casino and parking,
Stay with us.
[clattering]
- Is it from space?
to get power down there.
Stay right here, okay?
[chuckles]
If the governor's not good enough for you,
Good boy. Good boy.
- Tate, be careful.
- Yeah?
And you--what a surprise.
I need a break.
and I will ruin yours.
I had no idea you were interested in politics.
And then what?
because she is your mother.
After you.
- You'll get a loan to help build a subdivision?
- Well, God damn it, maybe you need to hear it, son,
to make you into a good kid.
- We're already late.
[horse whinnying]
How I feel every damn day
Your friend, too, if you bothered to notice.
- You could get in trouble in a church.
Hey!
- Can I get the biggest donut?
I'll die 95 in a nursing home, do it with a smile.
- Ah...
When your lunch break Gets interrupted by you class after you just sat down.
[chuckles]
- Yeah, well,
- Okay. I understand now.
[chuckles] - No.