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...and his aide are flying down here next week.
...some very important papers to him at the country club.
Well, let's see how you can putt, huh?
You think you can follow that, general?
Whatever made you do a thing like that?
You never know when a miracle is gonna happen, do you?
A 400-yard drive.
l wish you luck, general.
-...General Peterson's arm? -No, no, my arm.
Well, Merry Christmas from your friendly golf instructor, Roger.
Don't overdo it. These guys are pretty smart.
Why, he's right. The kind of golf we were privileged...
And if l do play, he's gonna kill me.
-Knees together. -Knees together.
Yes, l always use a putter on a lie like this.
-Major Nelson. -Dr. Bellows.
l'm the professional here.
No, no, sir. l couldn't allow you to do that.
Maybe later on, if he doesn't need me, l could take you for a drive...
Major, put your feet a little farther apart.
Hi, Jeannie. Jeannie, what--?
Excuse me, general.
-But he has it in a sling. -That's right.
Well, it's very simple. You take a tee like this, you see, and you--
General, l happen to know he doesn't even play golf.
Hey, listen, do you two wanna laugh? You won't believe this.
You're going to use a putter?
Yes. Yes, you might say that, sir.
Someone's in for a big surprise Saturday.
Oh, l see.
-What is that? -l'm in the same trouble l was...
-Feet apart. -Feet apart.
You should have seen the expression on Dr. Bellows' face.
Boy, that's one golf match l would have loved to have seen.
He'll be along.
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