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What?
Major Nelson.
Are you telling me that Major Nelson has broken his arm?
l'm not asking you, l'm telling you.
Tony, you must live right next to the golf course.
l've been playing golf for nearly 30 years...
...400 yards down the fairway.
-What, sir? -Here, use my driver.
l saw him at a driving range one day with Major Healey.
-Wrong about what? -Oh, nothing.
-Because l want to make you happy. -You want to make me happy?
Yeah, so was l.
Well, that's what l thought. And yet l wouldn't want to be wrong again.
-lt's also true. -You're not serious, are you?
-l wonder why. -So do l.
Good luck, sir.
Well, Sam Snead won a tournament with a 59.
Good morning.
You see, master, your problem is solved.
lt reminds me of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
Yes. Sorry, sir.
Thank you, Jeannie.
Jeannie. Jeannie!
Would you mind knocking the next time?
Well, gentlemen, if you'll just excuse me.
But you need me, master.
No, no, no. lt's fine.
-Nice knowing you, major. -Pleasure.
Fifty-four. l should say so. l knew l was a good golf teacher...