Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Holy crap! You know, last week I ate a fortune cookie and it said
Lacy, you'll be going first. Your word is
These are the thightest penis-compressing and
He-hey, there they are.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Quahog mens chorus.
Jack, your word is "tree".
Lacy, you'll be going first. Your word is
Hi. My name's Peter Griffin.
My dad hits me but I bet, if I hit others, the pain stops.
Angela, look out your window.
We're now down to our final two competitors,
All right, Peter, if you spell your next word correctly, you win the competition.
that Louis Black told jokes that was so funny he had to shout them so everyone could hear.
Giggty Giggity
So, you're joining him at next weeks districts "Spelling Bee".
.
Oh god! It's got human emotions too.
My Cousin Vinny 1992
Boy, it sure is great to have you back in town, Franck.
We called her mrs. Killson. 'Cause she had an abortion.
All right, Peter, if you spell your next word correctly, you win the competition.
Why don't you sit over there, next to Lacy?
Oh god! It's harming people.
Ah, hey, stop!
Omar Mahajarifa…
No, I just keep the tips.
All right, we got a ball game.
Boom, you got your bride right here.
There.
I'm sorry, go ahead, Mr.
Candy.
Candy. C-A-N-D-Y.
Well, you wanna buy it? I'll give you a good deal.
Don't be said, Paiter. That's why they call it shpoople.
Yes.
All right, Jack, if you spell your next word correctly, you win the competition.
101 Dalmatians 1996
Huh? There's nothing fun or entertaining about that.
even more aggressive than Michael Jackson's treatment of his own groin on stage.
have forgotten that they're white
Defenestrated…Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Yes.
That's correct.
Beauty and the Beast 1991
Oh, thank god!
Because you look a lot more like that child over there.
[Martin Mull elementary]
T e a c h e r t w a l j h h y f d e c s a q
All right, Lacy, your word is "candy".
Our next contestant is Jack Dresback.
Our next contestant is Peter Griffin.
All right, where's the CEO office.
Angela, I did it, I finished the third grade.
Griffin, you blew up a children's hospital, you're going to jail.
Hi. My name's Bluey Heeler.
Hop on, Jack.
And away we go.
Wow, I weirdly feel a lot better.
Executive bathroom, sir?
Back then, we had a teacher named Mrs. Wilson.