Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a pop inspection. You know the drill.

Taters. OMG. I bailed on youth ministry.

(CAR PLAYING LOUD ROCK MUSIC) (BRAKES SCREECHING)

Not your priest.

This can't wait.

You've gotta cover for me. I'm seeing Hottie McBody,

Prettiest girl in high school.

What our drummer is trying to say is that we didn't exactly hang out

I've looked everywhere...

This is an incredibly bizarre thing to say out loud,

That's this guy she started seeing.

Find those brains.

I'm not going to prison. Have you seen Orange is the New Black?

- What? - (SCOFFS)

We're not sure the first murderer was a zombie, but it looks like it.

You say, "she," but look at the timestamp.

It was only there for a few minutes.

It's missing a good deal of brain matter.

Everything comes out of nowhere when your headlights are off, dumbass!

I really came to the right place.

Are you kidding me?

We can totally turn this around.

Okay. Can I just leave this here with you then, so I can tell my mom that I did?

Um, cheerleading is a sport. FYI.

Nate called the number the day he got the message

Somebody needs to do chest compressions to the beat of All For the Best

Maybe Nate owed the killer money?

Thinks I'm going to melt because he's got blue eyes and broad shoulders.

She looked at me like I was...

I didn't kill a national hero for nothing.

Improved By: Fidel33

(CLEARS THROAT)

The guy that was snooping around the skate park.

- we went to school with. - 'Cause being snarky helps.

and there's no way he could handle the stress right now.

I'm resisting the urge to yell, "Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug."

So, I take it, uh, spin class is not happening?

Here you go. The band is called...

And I'm one of them.