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-You're so paranoid. -Okay, I'm not being paranoid.
-It's your day. -It's my day
and bring me a coconut cupcake.
if that makes you feel any better?
So, I take it you don't work on your birthday?
It changes your outlook on life.
Uh, it's just--
and I'm quite happy to take care of him until she gets back.
-Please, don't rat me out. -That woman is unbelievable.
-It was about a month ago. -It's more like three weeks.
-[guests] Surprise! -[cheering]
Where exactly is she?
So, you're not willing to create a digital profile?
[Joey] You did such a beautiful job in here.
And what's your timeline for the new hire?
No. Calvin and I are done.
I'm so sorry that she's not here.
Yeah, it does. Thanks.
If you don't know that by now, I can't help you.
Try this.
You went overboard. [laughs]
Yeah, I know you do.
-It's-- -She is visiting her octogenarian aunt.
-Hey, Jack. -Mike, you don't have to stick around.
Yes, we chatted briefly last night.
Yeah, I met Jack, when I joined the Marines.
[Preacher] "The Captain had risen earlier than usual
[soft groaning]
and give thanks for another year well-lived.
-She's about to have company. -BP 85 over 60, and he's still tachy.
You know,
Come on, Joe. You know that birthdays aren't my thing.
♪ All right ♪
You can't even imagine.
Yeah. We actually used to live together.
Jack. It's nice to meet you face-to-face.
Well, you have been under a tremendous amount of stress.
Absolutely not!
[heart beating]
[Brady] You know, I'm getting that.
Brady, what are you after?
Well, if you need anything, you just call.
[laughs]
I'd… I'd rather not get into it right now.
the likelihood of, uh, permanent blindness?
It is a chance to celebrate yourself. How often do you take the time to do that?
-She'd never try anything. -[Connie laughs]
Competitive salaries, perks…
[man] Three. We have a liter of saline running.
And sorry we're late. Todd had a work emergency,
I'm an idiot.