Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tia, your Uncle Buck is here.

[Chuckles lightly] I could write a book about it.

I'm a grown man, and I can't cook, either.

- Hmm? - Laugh.

I got a screwdriver.

Oh, such a great speech, Alexis.

Thanks, Cy. [Laughs]

Are you gonna tell my parents?

the plans for his new home when all hell broke loose.

Give the Spanx King my love.

First, you gonna leave my little niece alone.

like that guy who was peeing in the fountain at the mall.

Oh you're grounded for hacking your DSI xl So that means no Minecraft for 2 weeks on your Xbox 460

Buck is on the job.

Okay, well, it's not for me, Jackie, okay?

I got to make some life choices around here.

[Dance music playing]

[Cellphone rings]

Well, it's time to get out of here. Where's Tia?

It's not that far, Will.

I can't. I'm grounded.

I'm part hawk, part eagle. I'm a heagle.

They just want noise.

But with the move and my new job,

You're like a little lawyer, aren't you?

There's a problem with a design, I fix it.

One, I'd really like to see the kids more.

I bet that's Jordan, and she is not supposed to see him.

[Chanting Buck, Buck]

I got a sock full of quarters out there in the car,

Or taken hostage.

Well, I could try to move a few things around, you know.