Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take it from a man with no legal right to be there.

Yeah, you were a real Hallmark card before.

and I figured you had careers to get started.

I'll take it from here.

This place ruins lives.

to see the Pierce Hawthorne Museum of Gender Sensitivity

It turns idiots into bridge-collapsers

Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take?

Oh, sorry, Alan. Change of daddies.

And that would be bad because...

After everything scrubs did for him?

What have they done to our home?

Abed, I know what makes you off-putting, but why are you here?

See, he does a voice-over wrap-up at the end of every episode.

then what could we possibly do about it?

For how much money?

- No, you can just sign it. - Okay.

That's insane, and I'm Abed.

This coming from the guy who's had

Nobody else deserves it.

At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped

You trust-funded, body-sprayed, Eli-Roth-DVD owner...

- Are you sure? - Yes.