Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ed creating new clients for Hayden

You said you got fired.

I never returned Time Bandits to Blockbuster.

That's only on Tummy Tuesdays!

Well, why don't you sell him a pill that will help him give up on his dreams?

What I am allowed to discuss is Greendale,

You trust-funded, body-sprayed, Eli-Roth-DVD owner... You trust-funded, body-sprayed, Robert-Rodriguez-DVD owner...

Are we including the gas leak year?

you were an eclectic anarchist.

of the five people that are crazy enough

Jeff, full disclosure...

And you have to enjoy those nice moments while you can.

You're programming now, Abed?

Well, there was that gas leak last year.

being sued, oppressed, or beaten?

They invented fibromyalgia

Chang was faking his Changnesia?

That’s the Mental illness guarantee

I got to go to the bathroom.

Wingblade. Shock me by impressing me.

- Cool. - Sure.

and that's the Winger guarantee.

I forgot what it was like to be good at being bad.

and you all had that taken away from you.

Maybe you should've spent less money on special effect.

to make a claim against a school.

They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals.

I'd be depressed right now if these samples from work