Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The commercial was a lie.
Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market?
You show us the right truth.
we will be observing a moment of silence on the quad
He's asking for records
I told you! How could you let this happen?
Objection!
Ohh, Jeff Winger!
Greendale! Greendale!
to give a certain number of degrees per year,
In the midst of all this Marvin Humphries business,
Well, then, I'm getting back into forensic science.
We went in one end as real people
Looks as if you've lost your way.
* Best lawyer you ever saw *
* Jeff Winger, hero at law *
for a certain alumni.
Well, I'm on work release from house arrest,
because of this bridge-collapsing guy.
your tears are just ones and zeroes to me.
A film degree doesn't make me a filmmaker.
and please don't judge us for suggesting it.
Letters of intent, engagement, everything. Multiple copies.
I'm gonna go score some blow.
And what happened to Annie the Unstoppable Go-getter?
They don't go here anymore.
"Herpes Comma Water Fountains."
but I still got one thing deep down inside
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Ah, because then I wouldn't have a job.
that he liked his house better burned.
I want to kill myself.
And now I get to make them un-happen