Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's Klink trying to prove, anyway?

I am the Colonel who will sign your transfer

which might be appropriate at this occasion.

But I'd leave out the ugly incident

He will report to General Burkhalter,

I know it's hard to believe, but I'm the Big Bad Wolf.

One night my good friend Field Marshal Goering

alone with the rocket to look it over

You want them to think you're pussy cats?

So, one day, his father said to this little boy,

Major Hauser got a little loaded

That's the best kind.

Here, let me show you.

prison camp-wise, that is.

Tell me, Schultz,

I'm a soldier, not a politician.

Prisoners of war shall not be subjected to unusual danger.

I shall mention you in my report

I think one of your rockets is missing.

July at the latest.

Report made by Sergeant Schultz,

And they must answer, We are Little Red Riding Hood.

as one of the top ten camps in all Germany.