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they'll call me on their hologram phones and say,
They're just goldfish,
Saw you sinkin' some J's back there, huh?
I've even stocked the pools with fish of gold.
So maybe she could just go again?
Oh, let him talk. I called the theater,
Yeah, it's kind of like they're all sort of gathering towards that thing. Like-
Careful. Keep that up, he'll have to hit numero dos when he calls the D.M.V.
- But it's a sport. - I got this.
- Another girl? - Hey, sweetie? Sweetie?
Now imagine a prospective buyer...
"Help me, Dad. You're my only hope."
I hated them when they were named Scott Dworkin...
So here's something- Not now, Manny.
Oh. Objective. Right.
But it's too expensive for a flip.
- Hi. - Oh. Oh, Claire, this is Pam.
Wow.
¿ Qué tiene, mi muñequito?
No, your mom's a little tired of hearing how pretty Claire is.
I thought it'd be nice to bring in a third party that's objective...
"There are certain queer times and occasions...
You're killing them! You murderer!
No, not to my knowledge, no.
It's gonna cost more if you want me to eat it now.
and build themselves a fountain, they can do so themselves.
- Can you, Mom? - Of course, miamor.
Hey, maybe she can take you.
The gas is on, Dad. I can see the spark from the igniter.
Okay. Yes!
You know what? I will not stand here and be accused by the likes of you.
so you and your mom could have more time together.