Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if we don't go home?
Did you cum?
Oh, Andrew. Are you sick? Have you lost a lot of fluids?
Why is your aunt going to a baseball game the day after her wedding?
and didn't ask a single question.
- What are you talking about? - This house sucks.
[sighs]
- Oh, come on, please. What about the zit? - Oh, right. Yeah, let me see that.
Amazing. Oh, but this site says I need to be 18.
Sorry, can you just shift a little bit? My leg is cramping.
[sobbing] Missy!
Also, look at her feet. She got those dildo feet.
[doorbell ringing]
living that horndog life, whoop-whoop! But this is pure compulsion.
I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there.
I guess the smell of pickled herring will hide the scent of your seed.
The what?
I just wanna, like, do something to it.
Boys, take the boat and go on without me. I'll hold off the Stallion.
You're not a sex freak. You're a sweet guy.
- Oh, thanks. - Thank you.
But he wants it over the desk because he's a bad little bitch.
Oh, boy. Guy Bilzerian is gonna destroy your mom.
- Andrew? - [Svetlana] I want you.
We are your curly new pals.
He's not fine. A cardiologist knows a broken heart.
[groans]
- [shattering] - Oh, boy.
You want me to teach you how to masturbate?
That don't make no never mind to me.
So can you take your clothes off?
Yes, son. Do you have a question?
Hey, great. It's Mickey, Paulie, and all the gals.
It's just all loose tortilla chips.
She deserves it.
But this isn't real.
Isn't that basically just like child pornography?
Okay, kids, let's see those profiles.
Tom says spank me like the bitch I am add says you haven't fucked with the jews before have you
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
[grunts] I think we need to start accepting and enjoying.
And, finally, the mother of all pornovations...
I have a go-bag right here.
I'm your fucking lawyer, and you're fucking going home, fucknuts.
Sir, I gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi
What's wrong, buddy? What's in there?