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like you guys are brown-nosing the tenure committee,

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

Well, get ready for the complete works of Jackie Chan.

I'm well-versed in academic politics,

wanted to say hi and... (pants)

You could talk some smack about his mother.

that I got tenure at Caltech.

Got it. (chuckles)

I've got to get tenure.

(coughing): So is tenure.

that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.

but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure.

Ready to kick it up a notch?