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Jared: Okay, guys, we've got to calm down.
It's been a...
Richard, this is no time for false humility.
You should be thanking me. The CTO is on the way in.
Okay it’s insurance it’s not ideal
You're a catch. Just deal with it.
Well, uh, neither have all those condo builders, right?
- If he can do it... - No. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I am so glad this is over.
because he owned the patent
It is thriving.
Yeah, pulling it out of you like a newborn baby.
- Richard: Oh, come on. - Payback's a bitch,
That was the last wealthy guy in Silicon Valley that would even fucking talk to us.
- On the floor? - We were like two wild animals.
(laughs) Yeah.
You brought swag to a pitch meeting?
especially since no VC in town will touch us, not even Monica's new firm.
that... knows this is a good idea.
(laughs)
♪ I know that you came to party ♪
so you're wrong. Second of all, this isn't a baby.
- Richard. - (elevator dings)
they're running around with their hair on fire.
and I wanted to offer my services as an associate.
The worst sex I think I've ever had...
♪ Later, we're gonna leave this party ♪
so why don't you follow me? I'd follow you to the end of the Earth. Shall we?
(Muzak playing)
Not so sure about that.
- Okay. - Okay.
- "Born to roam"? - (door opens)
- Erlich Bachman. - And I'm, uh, Richard Hendricks.
- I get it. - I just...
(people chattering)
♪ Make you wanna fuck around tonight, bitch! ♪
Oh, s... it... so it was bad for you... too.
Peter died.
- Yeah. - Last night was...