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Hey, bud. Hi.
He just used the kid.
I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle
Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
- Lauren-- - No, you shut up.
Oh, so horny
No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. Sure?
All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by
You are shining like a bright light.
Yeah.
Who's Uncle Frank?
I don't think it heated up fast enough.
What? Grounded?
You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference--
All right.
No! What are you doing? No!
- Hello. - How are--? Unh-- Unh-- Unh--
I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Okay, I think I'm ready.
And it is a really good choice. Mm.
Yeah, go on. lf you would, thanks, yeah. Okay.
Hey. it's Steve.
That the time? Yeah, I got that thing.
Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
Emily. What am I down with?
That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
You recognize this? Yes.
How far exactly?
Oh, my God. He is hot too.
They may even become friends.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? it's a Boston terrier.
Okay, Tuck. Mm-hm.
Oh, my God. This is not happening.
Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...
That's, uh, Lauren S-- Lauren? Lauren Scott?
- Oh, yeah. - No.
I didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.
ETA five minutes.
Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. it's a game.
Now I've got a woman
A brave man once said to me, Pain is weakness leaving the body.
TRlSH Which one? FDR.
She's got a magic spell on me
...and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
Sushi for one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
ls this what I think it is?
I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
And I am going to convince him that he is loved...
You are going to die.
Me love you long time
I think there--
And we've been hangin' out
Well, I have seen it. Mm-hm.
...we, um....
I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
...let me explain. Let me explain.
What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
lt's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.
So has he told you? What?
What? it's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
Oh, my goodness. it's a....
To no mistakes. To no mistakes.
Excuse me. ls there something I can help you with?
lt doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
I'm not this kind of girl.
I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
Smooth operator
Yeah. Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please. Whoo-woo!
Mm.
Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
Okay. Bye.
Sabotage
Yeah. Yeah. Right. So do you want a serious answer?