Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My fiance', yes. Yeah.

My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.

Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?

I see any police, any agent within a mile...

Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?

Did he just give our bird the bird?

How he got his name. Tuck. No, he didn't.

Okay. Thank you.

I need some help with work.

Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.

- Right? - Right.

I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.

Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.

Would you just be quiet? Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.

Right, look, I totally understand you needing to walk away...

Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.

He really challenges me.

I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.

What exactly do you have in mind?

Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.

Can't wait to get into them. I wouldn't say that.

Freeze that and enhance.

Amazing. Like five times amazing.

Okay, bud, time to go.

But, no. Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.

I have a photograph of my girl. I was doing the same thing.

Do you ever come prepared?

- Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.

I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.

A gentleman's agreement. We do. May the best man win.

Which it won't....which it won't...

You looked adorable in those shorts. Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.

They'll probably just shake hands.

Can you imagine all of that? Yes.

I'm excited. So am l. God, you look gorgeous.

Oh, you mean this thing here? Yeah. Ugh!

What a struggle. I have to go home...

ln a little bit.

Yes. Are you serious?

I did not. I wouldn't say-- These knockers. Oh!

Oh, thank you! Finally!

Monty, yo, we made it

God, I love that kid.

That's it, stand up.

lt's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family--

And that's why l've completely fallen in love with you.

Oh, my God. He's cute.

- I don't know what to do. - That's awesome. I'm coming over.

That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.

Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.

Right. what happened?

Hi, um, I'm Katie.

No, no, no. My friend, Trish, is....

Shots fired. Men down.

Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.

Pool on the roof. Oh, you know...

And like anything...

She's definitely lost her sparkle.

She got the beauty, style, grace. He's so sweet to me.

TSW. That's a Shakespearean term for slut. - Right.

God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?

About that, we will see.

You are grounded mister No let's watch Adventure Time the stupid tree

I had a nice time tonight.

Okay. Open them.

Okay, what about Tuck?

Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.

No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?

You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.

lf you were from

We're dead, sir.

I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.

Then he-- Boylee, what happened next?

Hey. Where are you going?

Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.

Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.

I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.

No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.

Tuck, this is just bizarre. I don't know what to say about that.

Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?

They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.

I love you. I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.

- Yeah. - I'm coming.

Absolutely not.

We should. One, I don't think...

lt's classy, but not stuffy.

We had a deal. I know.

Where did you find her?

- How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.

And Tuck is British.

I got-- I walked in and they said they were friends.

The candles were a fire hazard. No.

Of course I do.

Well, I met a sweet girl

l'll take lead, you run backup.

That's a lovely suit.

- Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.

I know enough to know that he who hesitates--

...do not open this door or you will undo everything l've worked for.

One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.

For her. For the lady.

I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.

He was my person.

That's how you kill him. What are you doing here?

I gotta be somewhere this time.

No. I'm sorry, but--

You're just a travel agent.

I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.

I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything.