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Right in there!
"Yeah, The English Patient is my favorite movie too."
I'm not watching that English crap."
I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
-Yeah, right. -Good. And hey, my treat.
No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.
Thank you.
I've been feeling guilty.
-Mine's December -Yeah, whatever.
I can't believe my own damn bad luck.... .....that I met him first
There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water.
You're making it sound worse than it was.
Well, we could take it the other way.
I knew you would understand.
-Gunther, kiss me. -What?
CAN'T BELIVE MY OWN DAMN LUCK THAT YOU DID IT FIRST
-Well, have fun. -Okay.
Thank you.
...so I'll just "head."
The duck can swim.
You guys should come hear me.