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I'm thinking you could bring her...
So Amanda just dropped me off.
What do you want from me?
You know what it is? The fishnet stockings.
That's one of the things I love about her.
...but not too much.
-When's your birthday? -May 5th. Why?
-Isn't it? -Yeah, it's great.
Me too! She's so cool and pretty.
My dad made me stay up and watch reruns with him.
You played in college?
Oh, no. It's my pleasure.
...and you guys could go up to your old room and not make out.
Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night.
Or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
-What movie did you get? -I got what I always get.
What's this?
Parading goats are parading
Baby
Okay.
i lost my sexy phlegm
You know what else is great about him?
I just saw Josh. He looked so yummy in your leather jacket.
I'm fine.
Would you both please start acting like adults?