Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am so glad that you could come over tonight.

You mean you stole it!

It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but...

...after the kids are asleep.

How's the soup?

And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...

Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian.

I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.

So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

Stay home if you’re sick

Didn't you play soccer in high school?

So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose.

...who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

I cried the night you made that up.

That's a good thing because he used to make me rehearse with him.

Understanding a little more of why you're single.

Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number.

Rachel's not here.

Mine too. Did your dad also make you watch the Mr. Universe contest?

No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.

Smelly cat, smelly cat

I still have a fever? Are you sure that thing's working right?