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Yeah, well, he's dead. (SIGHS)
Come on. That's... not how I may or may not be feeling.
Why is it not good to dwell on these things,
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
That's what I said. We had a good laugh.
Me?
I'll tell you there.
Chief, I'm over at the hospital.
What if I had bacteria?
their older brothers.
Kitty said they just got one of those fancy European all-in-ones.
Me, too. Yeah, trucking company's doing super.
Thinking of doing some ice fishing this weekend.
GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over.
Ma, don't talk like that.
He was telling me about a time where he and my wife, they were...
I mean maybe we will be someday.
Like, angry?
Next thing is...
Threw up a bit ago.
(MACHINE RUMBLING)
Sir, it's real busy.
Jeez! Just stay here with Ma.
Nope, I'm good.
Thanks but no thanks, in other words.
Goes from my ass to the ground just like the other.
Come on in. Chaz is working the ham.
A boy, we're hoping.
Urinating in the gas tank
maybe they're connected, huh?
But I'm gonna ask you again. What the heck do you want?
Maybe wear a nicer tie.
He must have really loved that boy.
Molly found a wreck out on 71.
No, I mean it's finally sinking in.
Yeah, it's one more... Yes, one more time.
Salesmen make their own wins.
The baby's room should have a new coat, don't you think?
I hadn't had a lot of sleep the night before.
What did you do?
I'm gonna sing at his funeral.
it's not good to dwell on these things.
Chaz says we have to open his horizons.
(SAM SIGHS)
The, um... lady that Hess was with
plus a heck of a lot more.
I guess that he pees in it at night.
Of course.
If I was any kind of man, I'd have shown that Sam what's what.
Is there anything else you need there?
We... we... we... we... We're just two fellas talking, right?
Lester, listen to me very carefully.
Anyway...
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
Requesting back up. 613 Willow Creek...
You know, I've been looking for more help in the restaurant.
'Cause she says the fella with the head injury
(ALL LAUGH)
Sir, do you have a pet or not?
Yeah, mister, what do you want?
(SAM CHOKING) (GASPS)
You know, she gave me a tug once.
We're having a baby, Vern.
Please! Please?
Well, you got your bright white, your snow white...
You take that back.
Yeah?
Won't stop drawing on the walls,
But that don't mean the dragons aren't there.