Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Phone call, Chief. It's the wife.

You know what, one time,

Only two reasons to come to my shop, friend.

How old's your kid?

LOU: So, I got two kinds of sandwiches. Tuna and turkey.

Took a real tumble, huh?

This is Chief Thurman. I'm at 613 Willow Creek Drive.

Her husband being a pillar of the community and all.

found this '93 New Yorker.

Yeah, so you see...

is the thing and when I told him...

LORRAINE: How many times I got to tell you?

WOMAN: We'll call your name.

I'd have bought you a nicer tie. (LAUGHS)

Hey, so I got to talking to Sue Roundtree

Can you believe that?

I have to get on the phone with his wife later.

and Kitty, she said she found a Mason jar in his closet.

Chief, I arrived on the scene at 1300 hours,

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

His IQ seems low, I'm saying.

And when can they expect you in Duluth?

So... What's that, hon? (SIGHS)

Help me get some more beer.

Say, Chief, listen, I been thinking

You don't have the sense God gave a clam, do you?

That there, boys, is a black man.

Is it okay? No, Lester, it's not okay! You...

You embarrassed him? Yeah, by...

Well, we just came in to get Charlene on my health care.

A corner office.

I said it's Gordo's birthday tonight.

and we'll figure it out tonight?

The truth is you're more of a man today than you were yesterday.

Hey there, Molly. Lou.

I don't know what I think yet...

It's a red tide, Lester, this life of ours.

to see if maybe the knife was bought here in Bemidji.

We're married now. Going on 18 years.

That's not... I didn't do nothing. I didn't... I just got home.

St. Paul, your call was expected yesterday.

'Course, we both know some of your boys

I tell you it's not my car, that I borrowed it,

I found a set of footprints leading away from the car.

Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.

If there's someone in the house, come out with your hands up.

...with most of the colors.

I'm responsible for overseeing the dispersal

Ran his prints, nothing.

The only thing I ever caught fishing in winter was a cold.

You call it a day. Good work.

Sign outside says Hess & Sons.

What do you want, mister?

So... so... so, the toothpaste, that was just nothing...