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Wait...
Thank God Terry's dead, or we'd be fighting over him again too.
Is she famous?
Hey, Lutz.
Oh, for crying out loud, Liz.
so you undermine me at every turn.
The Wild Robot
There's no such thing as Astronaut Mike Dexter.
He's the head of our wardrobe department.
You're not going to find some new kind of man.
Sober almost 32 years.
Perfect? Sure, I'm a famous astronaut,
You made it?
Hey...
I apologize.
He was my steady at Montclair High.
Do you not think I can take care of my own personal life?
Come here.
You want to talk about moms, Jack?
♪ Oh, the fiddle's in the creek ♪
Of course I remember her.
Did you forget?
Nothing, Younger Me.
who's filling in for leanne may vandergarden? biren patel.
who's filling in for bray simpaya? olga efimova.
Even when they're fake.
I'm kidding.
Look, I assumed you and I were exclusive.
That could be anyone!
and start a family before my hereditary dementia sets in?
that you are sleeping with.
nOTHING eLSE TO SAY
Carl?
An old maid.
Oh, yes, we met a few years ago
See, that's all I want.
Because you're talking in the ear
Goodnight!
our moms are going to tuck you in with a special song.
But now, we're just back to fighting
Are you yelling at the moon?
A man like Jack has other irons in the fire.
that I didn't lose a button in.
Oh, you are nothing but a spoiled brat.
I can't breathe!
and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
No.