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We should make a list of pros and cons.
They say you never realize your capacity to love
- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.
- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.
you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button
So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.
- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.
Or someone's stealing your thunder...
Got it. Your baby has a tail.
- Almost there? - Almost there.
That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,
to take you to your room.
Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.
Carla's having a C-section.
Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.
Hey, guys.
Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.
and we've been as logical as we can here,
- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.
He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?
but she can't give me the silent treatment
- I just love babies so much. - It's true.
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