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They say you never realize your capacity to love
He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?
- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.
That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,
Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.
and we've been as logical as we can here,
Got it. Your baby has a tail.
you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button
- I just love babies so much. - It's true.
to take you to your room.
- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.
Hey, guys.
So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.
We should make a list of pros and cons.
Carla's having a C-section.
- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.
Or someone's stealing your thunder...
- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.
Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.
- Almost there? - Almost there.
but she can't give me the silent treatment
Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.