Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's three, Perry. Do you have to be so blunt with him?

So she's giving me talk-until-I-want-to- commit-suicide treatment.

We should make a list of pros and cons.

you're out of luck, stud, 'cause I put a release button

but she can't give me the silent treatment

Baby, listen. I'm not angry that you got stuck.

They say you never realize your capacity to love

Yay, congratulations, whoopee. All right, see you.

That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,

Or someone's stealing your thunder...

to take you to your room.

- I just love babies so much. - It's true.

- I guess we gotta abort. - Yup.

- Where are you going? - I was just gonna walk around.

- Almost there? - Almost there.

- It's a tie. Abortion's off. - Okay.

and we've been as logical as we can here,

- My mommy had an abortion. - She sure did, sweetie.

Carla's having a C-section.

Oh, well, in that case, it'd be okay.

Got it. Your baby has a tail.