Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!

so you can hear what your butt sounds like.

- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.

close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.

This relationship is so new, we can't tell

Did somebody just say "abortion"?

- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.

- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.

I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?

who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.

- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.

- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?

- But what if... - No abortions.

The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,

What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams

What's going on?

Maybe we should just take your car.

Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.

Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.

sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.

Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!

We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,

- I got nothing. - Appletinis.