Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did somebody just say "abortion"?

This relationship is so new, we can't tell

- But what if... - No abortions.

close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.

- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.

Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!

sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.

What's going on?

The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,

who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.

Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.

- I got nothing. - Appletinis.

- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.

We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,

- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.

What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams

- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.

My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!

I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?

Maybe we should just take your car.

- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?

so you can hear what your butt sounds like.

Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.