Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, what are you waiting for, son? Get in there.

who just so happens to be the world's biggest blerd.

sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.

- Hold on. She won't talk to me. - Hi.

Dude, Carla's in labor! Meet me at the apartment!

- Thank you, Todd. - Hey, happy to say it.

close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.

- Dude, help. I'm totally stuck. - Why don't you just yank it out?

What else do I need for that? Oh, I need new pillow shams

- I got nothing. - Appletinis.

Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries.

- But what if... - No abortions.

This relationship is so new, we can't tell

Did somebody just say "abortion"?

- I mean, plenty of time... - I'm totally fine with stalling.

so you can hear what your butt sounds like.

We're not married, we're both totally focused on our careers,

- Put Turk on the phone, damn it! - It's okay.

My mommy had an abortion! My mommy had an abortion!

What's going on?

I mean, having a baby can completely ruin your life, you know?

Maybe we should just take your car.

The baby's out, but the cord was wrapped around its neck,