Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stylish big daddy hat. - Check.
Will you just cut the crap and stop treating your son
Maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now.
who would neglect their kid?
- You're right. - So let's go. Do you like kids?
Ice chips, ice chips, ice-ice chips-chips!
You know what? Neither one of us should have to go first.
Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers, 23 milkshakes...
Okay. Here are the final pros.
Well, not so much table linens as place mats.
- Hello! - Oh, hey, Ted. Cool.
My mommy had an abortion!
Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business or Jesus'.
I'm putting that down in the pro "let's have a baby" category.
- So helpful! - Don't take it out on The Todd.
That was from me.
All right, now hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
I've gotta order the birth announcements,
We are so happy for you.
I want the whole world to know my baby's having a baby!
I believe he would beg to differ.
- Sorry, Dr. Turk, no ice machines. - No!
He's so sweet.
Okay, Brown Bear, commence Operation Brown Cub.
- Kirsten Dunst? - Owen Wilson. Yeah.
He's being unreasonable. Okay.
- They're about to start. - Turkleton!