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He's so sweet.
- Sorry, Dr. Turk, no ice machines. - No!
Okay, Brown Bear, commence Operation Brown Cub.
All right, now hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
You know what? Neither one of us should have to go first.
- Hello! - Oh, hey, Ted. Cool.
Maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now.
who would neglect their kid?
Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers, 23 milkshakes...
He's being unreasonable. Okay.
I'm putting that down in the pro "let's have a baby" category.
- So helpful! - Don't take it out on The Todd.
- They're about to start. - Turkleton!
Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business or Jesus'.
I've gotta order the birth announcements,
My mommy had an abortion!
- You're right. - So let's go. Do you like kids?
Will you just cut the crap and stop treating your son
Okay. Here are the final pros.
- Kirsten Dunst? - Owen Wilson. Yeah.
- Stylish big daddy hat. - Check.
We are so happy for you.
That was from me.
I believe he would beg to differ.
Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
Well, not so much table linens as place mats.
I want the whole world to know my baby's having a baby!
Ice chips, ice chips, ice-ice chips-chips!