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Curly blond hair and dimples
Inappropriate?
if my vagina had ever been on television.
- Oh, God, I'm thirsty. - Really?
- Should we keep it or get rid of it? - I don't know.
Oh, he's not talking about the baby.
All right, we are definitely sexually compatible.
End of story. Jackie.
Okay, let me just read the last of the cons.
- How you doing, beautiful? - Turk, you're here.
- You wanna help me out? - Fo' shizzle.
is $400,000.
We haven't technically had sex yet.
and eyes that were either sky blue, powder blue,
- Your skin is wrinkly. - Yeah?
Greatest show ever.
until you have a child. It can change who you are.
because that's easier to clean and I hate ironing.
and not getting anywhere.
Well, that shirt you're wearing is gay.
Kids are great, we both make good money,
Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.
Jordan, you okay?
and you're all checked in and I got you an orderly