Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, ma'am, I sold my whole collection of comic books.

I'm practicing my line for the Christmas play.

I hate being a sheep.

That’s great Earth.

...dreaded the thought of receiving Christmas gifts.

To take passengers to cotton production states Like Louisiana, Tennessee and Texas.

Sure. I sold my whole comic book collection to get the money.

And he compared himself to a partridge being hunted.

[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]

There is a momma in a box! Oh.

There's a play on words here, you see?

If I don't do it, no one else will, and he'll never exist.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

All your lines.

If you don't give her exactly what she's expecting...

Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.

I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Scooter (1985) - S10 E16 That Looks Like Linus Van Pelt February 23, 1995

When your kid breaks two sticks in one day…

I said hockey stick.

And the teacher says I’m going to adopt Jeffy as a new one. Scooter (1985) - S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

Hockey Stick HAHAHAHAHAHA

You what? Scooter (1985) S05 E17 Jeffy Gets Relocated March 29, 1990

All I had to say was Happy Birtbday But I said Hark!!

Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?