Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kind of a steep hill, isn't it?

Giving. The only real joy is giving.

There is a momma in a box! Oh.

-That’s when you told Hopper. -That’s when I told Hopper what?

-H, E, Double Hockey sticks? -H, E, Double Hockey sticks?

...made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?

-Your very good friend? -Your very good friend?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]

Except for the part of getting lots of presents...

I'm making out my Christmas list.

When I'm gone, I'm never really gone, you think you're movin' on, but it won't be for long, you'll see

It was because he hated having to write thank you notes.

Why did I say hockey stick?

-That’s when you told Linda Belcher. -That’s when I told Linda Belcher what?

Hallelujah Hallelujah

Okay, get up. I wanna lie in that beanbag.

What do you think about that?

All 50 of them.

...the trolls hate me.

I'm going to be an angel.

In the Bible. Does it say anything about Mary wearing glasses?

I live in mortal dread of getting out on the stage...

Would you like to buy a Thanksgiving wreath?

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