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Sadie, how many times have you watched Lost this week?
My business is going through some growing pains right now.
Pete's record not selling...
and we don't spend much time together and I'd like to work on that.
You could personally call everyone who bought this record.
Tomorrow, Lost, all day. I can't wait to hear about it.
No, nobody.
God damn it.
Now he's able to focus on the artists
I'll keep the best one.
I understand. What do you mean?
Okay, watch this. Watch this.
It'll melt your brain.
Congratulations.
Charlotte, how many times do I have to tell you?
Okay.
Wait is a minute Wait a second
Are you apologizing?
I love you.
You do cry during Mad Men.
We play for the Philadelphia Flyers.
As in, "The Wizard of"?
Yeah, you gotta cut that out.
I swear to God, I need tattoos.
Very old Scotch.
Again. Jason.
No, I think I want to Clooney it.
and we're on the verge of losing our fucking house!
At least that pretty girl was here to divert our attention.
It's okay.
I could sit down hard on a fire hydrant,
Yeah, but when you listen to a song
How would you do it?
Aren't I allowed a little joy with these children I never wanted to have?
يا راجل راجل
Did Jodi tell you she thinks Desi's stealing?
Are you comfortable with that around your husband?
Why are you wearing a tank top? Huh?
There was a whole Dr. Oz about it.
Deb, you can't smoke, you're pregnant. You've been doing so well.
They have all kinds of drinks.
Stop looking.
Only cowgirls having a liberty neutral, excuse me aunt Lisa, can I get a turn, OK after finish bouncing my butt, only pay for what you need Liberty liberty libertylibertylibertyliberty, www.liberty.com/ This is 40 cowgirl
Well, it's not that good.
and you know that guy fucks.
What? Shallow dance music.
I feel bad about myself right now.
My God.
At 40.
(DEBBIE GROANS)
What are you doing? Ow.
What do you want me to do? Okay. Admit that my life is shit?
You're the ones who are disrespectful.
It makes me sad when it's so easy to trick you into lying,
I sometimes feel like I trapped you.
You did leave and you didn't come back.
Ah!
But the good news is, you know,
Thanks.
I love you. I love you, too.
Okay.
Cowgirl
Oh, my God. This is in the middle of the day. Customers could be in there.
is to cut back on all of the electronics we use.
The one you just put into the sink.
We'll sell the house.
Well, as long as you think it's safe.
And you're a ball of shit.
(CHUCKLES)
Hi.
It's fun. That's fun to do.
(LAUGHS)
I think he went to poop.
Jesus.
The pizza saved your life.
Oh, my gosh.
When did you find out?
RONNIE: 612 album downloads.
Hey! Hey!
What is he wearing?
No, no, no.
I'm so happy to be with you and I love you so much.
I guess it's hard to forgive somebody
JACK: My daddy doesn't know my name! (CHUCKLES)
I can't lend you any more money.
"Do sex"?
The happiest period in people's lives is from age 40 to 60.
You and Charlotte can have a lemonade stand.
I started a record label because I couldn't get a job,
How come I don't smell anything?
Come on, Sadie.
so can we please talk to each other
Look how angry you get while listening to it.
I mean, it's not a fucking Porsche, but it'll do for now.
in a negative way.
If you two are in a bind, I'd be more than happy to help.
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
Can't you love him, just as a hobby
Embrace age And
I'm trying to take pictures of it so I can compare it to something on Google.
I don't do anything bad.
It's all right with me. Elevator down!
MALE ANNOUNCER: From the retro label, Unfiltered,
DEBBIE: Oh, my God. This is crazy.
612 people chose to download the album.
Eighty thousand.
"Range Rover of Sunland."
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
Are you pregnant? Since when are you pregnant?
It's always the guy in a fucking infinity!
It's not about credit. It's about...
and now she's getting aggressive with you.
Why is your instinct to escape?
It's not me.
Exactly. Exactly.
I could make you an 11. Really?
I'm not 40. How do you know?
Turn it up!
I love that movie. You must get that all the time.
The last of Graham Parker's fans just died.
Say it. Bodies by Jason.
because I'm a little hunchy, but that's a different thing.
I know it's a bad market,
Remember the rules? 8:00 to 8:30.
Look for dead bodies.
look at my eyes and let's remember this moment, right now,
Remember that.
Mm-hmm. I don't want anyone to fight.
I'm so happy, though, you know?
I haven't told Pete.
I don't know. Figure it out.
And I sure as fuck am not gonna call everybody back in two days
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Not if I do a really good job.
You need shade. You need privacy.
This, we need to work on. Okay.
So cute.
I'm gonna get you pregnant every 10 years for the rest of your life.
Hey, did your father call to wish you a happy birthday?
What? He does four operations a day.
Who's Sadie?
Turn around, turn around, turn around!
How's that feel?
PETE: It's good to get away.
Drop something valuable, you shit!
Puckered and pained.
(GIGGLES) (FORCED CHUCKLE)
Did I?
Do you know what I brought? What?
Soccer competitions, kids' exams.
You know what your problem is?
I poked you on the shoulder!
you're getting that much richer.
because she needs the extra time to just settle in.
Simon controls him!
Hey, guys, some of us need to leave.
(GAGS LOUDLY)
Reading my texts is like reading my diary.
Why? I don't think he's being ironic.
is the day you need to cut me a break, all right?
Dressing get is the way Of the natural taste of the lettuce!
I think it's a Ringo.
Say bodies by Rhett
Catherine.
Looks like they're in a bank commercial.
when you're such a dishonest shit,
Oh, thank you.
Is he my... He's my biological father.
(PLAYING UPBEAT SONG)
She just got her period.
That's why I only do it four to eight times a year.
(IMITATES DOCTOR) Oh, but she can eat fruits.
If you say cowboy hat one more time you’ll be in time out Cow, boy, hat,
You can't show him in his prime in '77,
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go buy a fucking pickup truck.
I'm not gonna go through menopause for like 20 years.
You babysat my kids while you were on OxyContin.
She's becoming just like us.