Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then I'll smoke that day.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if, say,

So, you want to go with 1974?

Mangos, pineapple.

Well, what would we do there?

as long as I finish my homework.

Remember when we used to miss each other?

Hey! Look how big the kids are!

Yeah, that would be nice.

Is there a chance I'm just wrong about everything?

What? Let me see.

That's a bad plan. The cupcakes is a way better plan.

He's handsome. He's 13? Mm-hmm.

I like happy music that you can dance to.

If you want to sign a band, you gotta look like you're the real deal.

No, your daughter. Your younger?

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Where did I put my starfish?

What'd you get me for my birthday?

You should, because I have trapped you.

Have you ever hear Paul Simon sing Bridge Over Troubled Water

Them’s lil bitches

No, baked tofu. Oh.

I didn't want one if I could choose.

An important record.

Didn't you tell me you were born in 1976?

He's ruining our daughter. Yeah.

looks like they've been in some kind of horrible accident.

Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine.

but I like to think we're an important part of the spectrum.

There's no passion there.

I only watched 11. But I have eight more, and then I'm done, so...

My wife would never let me have a hot employee like that.

I bet George Clooney is really lonely.

You should come by and hang out at the hotel.

Sadie is boring

No, that's great. Great for us, and great for him.

Is it okay if Joseph hangs out here for a while?

(CLICKS TONGUE) No. Never for a second.

Graham! Hey, what's up?

I was in the lab, cloning myself.

I really need you to wake up.

Boy, am I happy to see you!

Every woman who works for us

Look at this. You want that to go to waste?

Thems little bitches

Please! Sadie gave me a...

You're supposed to look to see if a biker's coming through.

look at your expenses, come clean with Debbie.

and I'm freaking starving.

I didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be embarrassed.

I could get stung by a hornet down there, and I would not feel it.

This is why everybody hates you, Jill

I wouldn't be in this predicament.

And now ladies and gentlemen, I have a special treat for you tonight, I got your Christmas present for you, the hottest band in the world SpongeBob and the Scooby Doo gang

Do you think there's anything we can do to turn it around, or...

You said that my fibroid was like a giant boulder,

And we have to go to the therapist, every week.

Shut up, Charlotte! Shut up!

What Debbie doesn't understand is it's not bad to help out a parent.

But you're such a dick sometimes.

No, we're going to turn it down.

And a couple of bunions as well.

Some of these, I wrote for you.

And they lie, and then they gotta remember, and it gets all...

You won't slow-blink at me, will you?

Do sex? What are you, Borat?

How does he do it?

without dressing.

That's kind of strange. Well...

We play hockey.

but I think you're a very rare find.

Three, four times.

We'll make new memories in a new house.

(CHARLOTTE SOBBING)

No, I'd want it to be a peaceful...

Mmm. That's fair. DESI: I just assumed.

How did you find out?

We heard. You heard?

Being on time means being early.

You know, I think about that gray-haired pregnant lady from school,

Can you become a vegetarian tomorrow? Uh-uh.

My "penis vein"? Where'd you get my penis vein?

I mean, this is the mother of your children.

PETE: Put on your shoes. We'll meet you in the car.

Do you see me standing here in front of you,

No, my boob is in there!

I just want him to want me.

That's like two Olympics.

Nobody wants curtains.

If that's on the docket, but I'm not trying to force that.

Hey, how's it going, Jason?

and I am the happiest I have ever been.

Why did you take it off?

Because I feel like I'm gonna be a vegetarian.

I don't know. Um...

(SINGING) Sadie, Sadie, Sadie

Potty training for kids

PETE: You've got the perfect friend, right here.

Is he your dad?

That's up to God, honey.

I'm just saying to him what you say to me.

Jesus Christ, I need my computer to do homework.

GRAHAM: Yeah, yeah.

Ow. Sadie hurt me! I didn't!

Um, I don't know.

The tiger, I did it on a piece of paper separately,

Well, I guess I'm not the cool one,

Mom, let me in! Please!

But I don't think there's anything wrong

I felt like I was gonna choke!

I'm taking control, and now you're my slave.

You want her to die...

Have you seen my starfish?

Okay, we're eliminating one already. We're cheaper. You're gone.

He worries about you, you know.

Jewish Journal guy loves the record.

Remember my husband, Pete?

No. No, I haven't been giving him money.

DEBBIE: Look at the position of her skirt.

Do you want him to be?

And it's certainly not bad for a parent to help out a child.

Let's just put it on hold. Walt, Juliet...

What is your sun sign?

Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us

A lot like you.

You know, when I first started this label,

Don't you want to get a massage, or do something fun?

That's great! And you missed it.

Are you hitting on me?

Pete's turning 40.

But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up?

It's because I shoved an Altoid up my ass before I came in here.

I know, but there's a certain point at which you just can't stay.

I never feel trapped by you.

It's great. It's good for all of us.

Why is this album different from any other album?

I'm Joseph's mother.

You want me to hook up cable in here or something?

but that's still way under what we were looking for.

There is one thing, but I don't think you'll like it.

Boy, am I happy to see you!

in the Rolling Stone Top 500 Best Albums of All Time.

You know what? It would also be nice for us to spend some time apart.

And that's Alexandra, my daughter. She's a real perfectionist.

because you eat so much junk food, and you have high cholesterol,

Fuck you, Jill. You're a horrible fucking woman.

that you're lending your father money without telling me

That would really play up your features.

Why? What's wrong with gluten?

I would say, honestly, you're a six.

(DANCE SONG PLAYING)

All right, you know what? I'll be honest with you.

Yeah, I think it would be good if you could take care of your anger.

I mean, what is her problem?

Baaba black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir three bags full One for the motherfucking master, one for the goddamn dame, and one for the little Fucking girl who lives down the lane

It's not for you to hang up. It's for you to sell.

I have nerve damage from my C-section,

I know. Did you see Fargo?

Can we just keep just a small shred of mystery