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Until they arrive, get that out of sight.
FEMALE REPORTER: ...but it's looking likely
JACKIE: My daughter!
(LOUDERTHUD)
About the Prime Minister?
No one could make this up.
And I know we've had a brave new world
That's all she says, "travelling".
round the Earth before it landed.
(SPEED-DIALLING)
Let's work, eh?
If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls
-I've got no choice. -You've broken your mother's heart.
Right, then! I'll be off.
Room clear!
(INDRA SCREAMING)
This is appalling.
Question is, what've they been doing?
I'm off on a wander, that's all.
-How many channels you get? -All the basic packages.
-Do you know why it crashed? -Nope!
Oh! Don't you disappear.
oh my... Oh..wow
(CHUCKLES)
And who's the biggest expert of the lot?
FEMALE NEWS REPORTER: As the crisis continues
All the more, we can only assume that the Prime Minister's disappearance
Indra Ganesh, sir. Junior secretary with the MOD.
Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge.
You still can't go in.
I've worked out a system
We need him here right now.
I'll... I'll be up in a minute! Hold on!
It's you.
(CHATTERING OVER POLICE RADIO)
(FARTING)
That's what worries me. You see, this man is classified as trouble,
Oh, my God, it's still alive!
-Oh! I'm scared! -(LAUGHING)
Oi, gorgeous, come back and join the party!
Can't do that to her again, though.
General Asquith! Sir, we've had a priority alarm.
Mum? Mum, go inside!
It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before.
Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London.
Uh, I thought I was Prime Minister now.
(RUMBLING)
-No! -No!