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(STOMACH GURGLING)
This is all about us. Alien experts.
it is my duty to relieve you of command.
I have an army to command!
I just assumed that's what aliens looked like.
Take me to your leader!
Tom Hitchingson is at the scene.
You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership.
Now back to Tom Hitchingson.
You look deep enough on the Internet or in the history books,
Oi! Doctor!
If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs.
Hmm. Look, I'm sorry, it's just impossible.
It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it?
Doctor?
An extraordinary event unfolding here live in Central London.
It literally vanished.
'Cause he's worked for them.
The President will address the nation live from the White House,
I'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
the North Sea satellite detected a signal,
Anyway.
(THUD)
Ooh!
(SCREAMS)
Do it!
I've seen all that stuff up there,
(WHOOSHING)
What do you think? How's the compression?
I've been having such fun.
-You're kidding! -I'm not! (LAUGHS)
Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh,
God, I was busy.
But the body has been brought here.
You've been gone a whole year. Sorry! (SIGHS)
-Tell me now. -I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here.
and only been gone, what, 12 hours?
Where the hell is he?
(PANTING) We're miles from the centre.
He's not! 'Cause he gave me this.
Pardon me. It's a nervous stomach.
(GROWLING)