Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Who? -It was set in the Vietnam War.
That's the first thing I understood.
That "fat" is going to win him Biggest Boy at the state fair.
We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family.
Oh, my gosh, wow!
It was all ad-libbed.
was wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so much,
phil spencer is the biggest boy
I'm funny.
-Right on the bone. Ow! -Do you wish to proceed?
Principal Shepherd fat-shamed Chris
in front of the whole school.
we ask you to please refrain from looking at your iPad
And now I'm living in my car,
I'll never forgive you.
Look, you got to call the publisher
Swishy the Football Baby?
Excuse me, I'm sorry,
-Where are you going? China? -That's the hope.
Huh? No!
It's natural that we'd be at each other's throats, all right?
Oh, (bleep)!
MAN: Give us a strut downstage!
And it's just "Firstname Shepherd"
Well, here we are.
He died with my aunt in a car crash.
Oh, boy, Brian's upset
I offered him posterior intimacy.
And I can't believe I forgot to wear pants.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-- Meg, Meg, Meg!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.
And again, we cannot show you the nude photos
(school bell ringing)
Alexa? Play the sad song from Stripes.
("Depression" by Elmer Bernstein plays)
My uncle didn't fall out of the casket, though.
(imitating lawnmower whirring)
because someone has something he doesn't.