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PETER: Hey, you must be Miss Judy.
Okay, Chris, while you make these announcements,
Ah, don't worry about it. Make yourself at home.
Wow, that's great news.
That's right.
(laughs): Oh! Pow!
-Where's the treat? -Thank you.
-No, Peter, the other thing. -Oh, right.
♪ He's a big, big boy, he's the Biggest Boy ♪
I don't know, maybe we can take this time
Sorry I'm late, I was just...
School should be a safe place where they get shot sometimes.
How long is Principal Shepherd
If there's nothing else...
Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!
Could you wire me $3,000 for old time's sake?"
RADIO SINGERS: ♪ SiriusXM a-hundred-and-something ♪
Alexa, off.
(computer chimes)
Oh, man, I feel like you've been gone forever!
We've been down here for three minutes.
(Crafty peeing in the bushes) Ah! Yeah! Huh? It's hydrated urine! I'm done, Kickin. Finished! You're done, Crafty? Oh, what a good horse girl!
What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, your car got donged.
Like when my old high school crush
Chris griffin crying like a baby Chris griffin have boobies
Okay. "God..."
Uh, what's your, um, ferret policy?
I've only seen two: mine and my uncle's at his funeral.
I already did it.
-That's all I'd be doing! -(laughter)
Shut up.
Ooh! How about "I'm a bottom"?
Herf derf!
-MAN: Hey! -WOMAN: We're still in here!
for a far stronger response.
Now that preacher won't even make eye contact with me
Oh, shit!